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SwissCraft Minecraft Server

assistance program, bilateral relations, collaboration, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic recovery, european union, financial aid, financial support, foreign assistance, funding, Infrastructure, international aid, Investment, long-term commitment, Minecraft, Partnership, Reconstruction, restoration, Server, SwissCraft, switzerland, Ukraine

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchantments Applied:	205
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, freedom, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iraq, Isis, Israel, Kidnapped, MIDDLE EAST, rescue mission, rescue operation, rescued, survivor, Terrorism, War, WOMAN, Yazidi

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

adverse childhood experiences, Adversity, Childhood, childhood adversity, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, childhood trauma effects, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug response, drug sensitivity, drug tolerance, emotional resilience., mental health, mental health impacts, Meth, methamphetamine, resilience, resistant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, trauma effects

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, CHAPTER 62, comedy, FANTASY, isekai, Isekai Ojisan, japanese, light novel, Mabel fix, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga translation, manga updates, Minecraft, Ojisanchads, Otaku, PIXEL, Portal, Server, translation, Web Novel

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3732
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magic Items Found:	1572
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	158	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	109	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Edition, emotional distress, Emotional support, family involvement, feeling betrayed, feeling humiliated, feeling isolated, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling numb, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unimportant, Insecurities, relationship issues, third wheeling, trust issues, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, wheel

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

body awareness, Body language, body positivity, body signals, health, listen to your body, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-awareness journey, self-care, self-care routine, smp, SoreMuscleNeedsRest, wellness

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Farms Harvested:	736
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

GrumpyCraft

“Youth, aches and pains, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, getting older, growing up, GrumpyCraft, Maturity, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regrets, responsibilities, societal expectations, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MacronCraftEU

brexit, Crisis, Die, Emmanuel Macron, EU, EU collapse, EU disintegration, EU future, EU stability, EU survival, european integration, European leaders, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, Macron’s warning, MacronCraftEU, Politics, Warning, Warns

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Animals Bred:	92
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Crafty Aqua Watchers

Analysis, Aqua, chemistry, Crafty, discovery, Experiment, first time, Hydrogen, innovation, Molecular scale, Molecule, nanotechnology, Observation, oxygen, PHYSICS., researchers, Science, Spectroscopy, study, Technology, Watchers, Water

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Votes:	7811
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!