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CrushCraft: No Regrets!

belittling, body shaming, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, CrushCraft, Daddy Issues, Disappointment, emotional intelligence, Empathy, friendship, growth, hooking up, judgmental, nasty comment, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regrets, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, Understanding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are forged in the fires of daddy issues and credit card drama! Join us for a wild ride of burying ourselves in books and sports, all while navigating the treacherous waters of crushes and flat, poorly-endowed girls.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can be judged for your block-building skills, not your lack of ass. With a community of players who have overcome belittling remarks and come out stronger on the other side, you’ll never feel alone on our server.

So come join us and experience the crazy adventures, outrageous stories, and unexpected friendships that await you on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a new life (literally) with us!

WorthyCraft SMP

Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation, smp, WorthyCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Towns Built:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	3575
Emeralds Found:	9449	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and obstacles ever seen in Minecraft. From parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks to PvP battles on a platform suspended over a pit of lava, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be found.

So, if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the wildest Minecraft SMP around, then come join us and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the bravest and most daring players need apply!

HygieneCraft: UnderratedSoap

Grooming, hygiene, hygiene awareness, hygiene essentials, hygiene habits, hygiene importance, hygiene item, hygiene maintenance, hygiene management, hygiene necessities, hygiene practices, hygiene products, hygiene products list, hygiene routine, hygiene standards, hygiene supplies, hygiene tips, HygieneCraft, personal care, self-care, Underrated, UnderratedSoap

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Forget about toothbrushes and soap, on our Minecraft server, the most underrated hygiene item is definitely the enchanted loofah of eternal cleanliness! Join us and experience the magical powers of this loofah as it keeps your character sparkling clean even after battling hordes of zombies and swimming in lava pits. Trust us, your virtual hygiene has never been this epic! So come on, join us and scrub your way to victory on our crazy Minecraft server!

KiwiCraftExodus

departing citizens, economic downturn, economic hardships, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, employment opportunities, financial challenges, job market, job prospects, KiwiCraftExodus, leaving the country, mass exodus, Migration, new zealand, recession, record numbers, seeking opportunities, struggling economy, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

come join our minecraft server and ESCAPE THE ECONOMIC CRISIS OF NEW ZEALAND!!! leave behind the sheep and hobbits and come build your own empire in a pixelated world!!! our server is so lit, even the sheep are jealous!!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find!!! why suffer in real life when you can thrive in our virtual paradise??? JOIN NOW before the hobbits come looking for revenge!!!

IncestCraft: Elite Sacrifice & Inbreeding

Ancient civilization, Ancient Mexican, archaeology, child sacrifice, Community, Elite, human sacrifice, inbreeding, IncestCraft, indigenous culture, lineage, Mesoamerica, Paquimé, power, pre-Columbian, religious practices, Rituals, sacrifice, social hierarchy, taboo, Upper Classes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Towns Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	4116
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact ancient mexican child sacrifices for fun! become part of the elite inbreeding community and climb the ranks by sacrificing your own siblings! unleash your inner power-grabbing upper class persona and dominate the server with your inbred skills. who knew incest could be so thrilling in the world of minecraft? come join us for a wild ride filled with blood, power, and questionable moral decisions.

CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Blockade, CraftyJewels, discrimination, DIVISIVE, Haiti, HARMFUL, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, hurtful, intolerance, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, offensive, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1424	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun… and maybe watch out for the occasional rogue llama attack. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a massive castle on the server. But little did they know, a group of mischievous villagers had other plans. They banded together and created a blockade around the island, trapping the players inside! Now, it’s up to you to either join forces with the villagers or break free from their clutches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just watch out for those llamas… they can be quite the troublemakers.

Minecraft SMP: FetchCraft_Threadz

command line, Customization, fastfetch, fetch Thread, FetchCraft_Threadz, Hardware, hyfetch, linux, Minecraft, Neofetch, other fetches, screenfetch, smp, software, software tools, system diagnostics, system information, system information retrieval, system monitoring, system utilities, Terminal, ufetch, Unix

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fetch quests? Well, look no further because our server offers the craziest fetch quests you’ve ever seen! We’ve got neofetch, screenfetch, ufetch, fastfetch, hyfetch, and even other fetches that will blow your mind!

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests like retrieving a golden potato from the depths of the Nether, or finding a diamond-encrusted chicken in the far reaches of the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary fetch quest that leads you to a secret realm filled with infinite riches and enchanted loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a fetch-tastic adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fetch-tastic fun!

HijabBeGone Minecraft Server

Australia, comfort, cultural conflict, family, family ties, fasting, Haram, Hijab, HijabBeGone, Job, Minecraft, Muslim, open-minded, personal choice, Prayers, Rebellion, Religion, SAVING, Server, sneaking out, social media, tuition, University

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Star Shards Collected:	240	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Are you tired of being trapped in a hijab-wearing world? Do you want to break free and explore a land where you can be yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of oppressive parents and societal expectations!

Our server is a safe haven for all rebellious souls who want to ditch the hijab and live life on their own terms. Build your dream world, make new friends, and unleash your creativity without any judgment or restrictions.

Embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms – all while rocking your favorite non-hijab skin! Leave behind the drama of family feuds and oppressive rules, and join us in a world where you can truly be free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to liberation and self-discovery! Who needs a uni degree when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips? Let’s build a brighter, hijab-free future together!

CircusCraft: Family Edition

#venting, apologies, blended family, Chaos, circus, CircusCraft, Communication, complex relationships, Confrontation, custody, divided loyalties, Divorce, Dysfunctional family, Edition, family, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, step-family

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a circus? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, crazy family dynamics, and unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a server where players have more complicated relationships than a soap opera. From step-siblings to exes to unofficially adopted children, our server is a melting pot of family drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a web of divided loyalties, blended families, and sibling rivalries. Who needs a peaceful family when you can have a chaotic one like ours?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more like a circus than a family, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama at every turn.

GeneticLotteryWinLose

biology, chance, Dna, Evolution, family history, fate, genetic diversity, genetic factors, genetic lottery, genetic makeup, genetic testing, genetic variation, GeneticLotteryWinLose, genetics, health, heredity, Inheritance, LUCK, predisposition, randomness, Traits

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Votes:	7000
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Crops Grown:	8956	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to win and lose the genetic lottery all at once? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being born with the ability to fly, but also having a constant urge to break out into spontaneous dance parties every 5 minutes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of bacon.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the laws of genetics are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected.