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SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

adult humor, animated film, animation, BLOCK, bun-believable, comedy, Entertainment, film critique, Food, frank delight, funny, humor, laughs, Laughter, movie review, satire, Sausage Party, SausageCraft, Seth Rogan, top notch animation, voice acting, WIENER

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	131	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7790
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Allowed, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, conditioned goons, Cum, edge hard, estrogen fueled fags, eternal virgins, Girly, girly moans, hand-fucker, material, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussies, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, QoTT, Resources, Sensitive Stick Edition, weeby

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mines Excavated:	3372
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Void Gems Collected:	39	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	257
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	1478	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ores Mined:	5944
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!