But that’s not all – on our server, having a big dick also gives you special powers and abilities. You can use your member to mine blocks faster, build structures with incredible speed, and even unleash devastating attacks on your enemies. With great power comes great responsibility, so make sure you wield your big dick wisely.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being the biggest dick in the game. Trust us, once you go big, you’ll never want to go back.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.
we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to disco music. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that gives you super jumping powers.
our admin is a talking cow who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. if you can make him laugh, he’ll give you a magical cowbell that summons a herd of flying cows to carry you around the server.
we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually just really bad at hide and seek. if you can find them all, they’ll teach you how to turn invisible and prank your friends.
so come join us on our wacky minecraft server and unleash your inner weirdo! just remember, the bigger the wiggle, the bigger the wag!
Join us for epic battles, insane building competitions, and secret manly rituals that will make you feel like the king of the virtual world. Plus, our community of players is so bro-tastic that you’ll never have to worry about any pesky female players trying to cramp your style.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on the ultimate testosterone-fueled Minecraft server. Because real men play Minecraft, and real men play on our server. Let’s get manly, baby!
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?
Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?
So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
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1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained, lederhosen-wearing llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Trust me, you’ve never felt safer in a virtual world.
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited schnitzel and sauerkraut for all players to enjoy. Who needs diamonds when you have delicious German cuisine at your fingertips?
3. Our server is home to the legendary Schwarzwald Forest, where you can find rare resources like enchanted bratwurst and magical beer steins. Just be careful not to anger the forest spirits, or you might find yourself turned into a schnitzel.
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant Oktoberfest celebration, complete with dancing villagers, fireworks, and a massive beer volcano. It’s the party of a lifetime, and you won’t want to miss it.
So come join us on our server, where we don’t do that IN GERMANY – because in Germany, we do things a little differently, and a whole lot crazier. Prost!
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of Steve vs. Herobrine, where they settle their differences with a dance-off. Or maybe you’re just here for the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a secret disco party in the Nether.
But be warned, if you don’t wear your poppy, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in front of the Ender Dragon. So grab your sword, put on your best armor, and come join the madness. It’s gonna be a right laugh, innit?
Reasons to join: 1. Our queens have enchanted the land with their fabulousness, making every block sparkle and shine. 2. Participate in weekly drag competitions where you can strut your stuff and show off your best Minecraft couture. 3. Explore the enchanted castle where the queens reside, but beware of their fierce guards who will slay any trespassers with their killer looks. 4. Join in on the royal quests and challenges set by the queens, where you can win fabulous prizes like diamond tiaras and golden scepters. 5. Dance the night away at the royal ball, where the queens will perform their legendary lip-sync battles and slay the dance floor.
So come on and join us on this fabulous Minecraft server, where you can be a part of the queen’s court and live out your wildest royal fantasies!
Instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be recruiting students, teaching classes, and leading epic battles on the battlefield. Don’t worry, we’ve replaced creepers with adorable chibi versions of your favorite characters.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden level where you can actually ride wyverns and pegasus knights into battle. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of Fire Emblem Three Houses in a whole new way. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ruler of the entire server. Good luck, brave warrior!
Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse! But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is here to save the day with their trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. Join forces with them to fight off hordes of zombies and save the server from destruction.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some rare items? Just trade with these sneaky villagers and see what treasures you can uncover.
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about a dragon invasion? That’s right, our server is constantly under attack by fire-breathing dragons who are hell-bent on destroying everything in their path. Can you team up with your fellow players to defeat these mighty beasts and save the day?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride full of adventure, danger, and plenty of laughs. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
On our server, we encourage autists, incels, poorfags, NEETs, druggies, and mentalcels to stand up and fight back against the oppressive forces that have kept you down. With Trump being elected, the stakes are higher than ever – but don’t worry, we’ve got your back.
Forget empty moralizing and posturing – on our server, it’s all about realpolitiks and promoting your own interests. You only live once, so why not spend it building a virtual world where you can be the king you were always meant to be?
So what are you waiting for? Join us and show the world that you are NOT one of them. Don’t be a cuck – be a warrior in our Minecraft world of rebellion and defiance!
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server spawn.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes if you can catch it. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
¦
Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
¦
Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
¦
Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
¦
Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
¦
SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
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