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ErectCraft: WetResponsibility

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3726	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where getting an erection is like finding diamonds in a cave – a total responsibility! But wait, there’s more! Getting a girl wet is also on the to-do list for guys on our server. It’s like a quest, but with more water involved. So come on, join us and fulfill your responsibilities in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! You won’t regret it, unless you forget to bring your pickaxe. Then you might regret it a little. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

Mighty Block Realm 1.21.2

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ores Mined:	9882	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Join our Minecraft server and prove that big dicks do not equal inceldom!

>Have you ever seen a creeper explode in real life?

Join our server and witness the explosive power of creepers in a safe and blocky environment!

>Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by griefers?

Join our server and protect your precious diamonds with our anti-griefer measures!

>Do you want to build a giant statue of yourself out of blocks?

Join our server and show off your massive ego in pixelated glory!

>Sick of boring old survival mode?

Join our server and experience our custom game modes that will blow your mind (literally)!

>Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies?

Join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

>Are you a virgin with a big dick?

Join our server and find out if you’re the exception to the rule or just a blocky incel!

>What are you waiting for?

Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (up)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Blocky Peen Palace

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

No Bone Boner Land

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got unicorns flying around and bacon rainin from the sky. u can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we even got a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs. and if u find the hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. so come on, join now and experience the madness, cuz why not, right?

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	401308
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

Big Dick Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magic Items Found:	6712
Animals Bred:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where having a big dick is the key to success! Imagine towering over all the other players with your massive member, striking fear into their hearts as you dominate the virtual world. Join us for epic battles where size really does matter, and show off your impressive package to everyone you meet.

But that’s not all – on our server, having a big dick also gives you special powers and abilities. You can use your member to mine blocks faster, build structures with incredible speed, and even unleash devastating attacks on your enemies. With great power comes great responsibility, so make sure you wield your big dick wisely.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being the biggest dick in the game. Trust us, once you go big, you’ll never want to go back.

CoolCodyNoJerkMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing cooler than our builds is Cody’s mysterious lack of self-love sessions. Seriously, it’s like he’s too busy crafting epic structures to even think about it. Join us and witness the legend of Cody, the Minecraft master who is too cool for basic bodily functions.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a horde of killer bunnies in the village square. It was chaos, but it was also hilarious.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of sanity, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Cody’s enigmatic behavior. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

Crafty Memes & Blocky Dreams: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #58388587

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3057	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Crops Grown:	8394	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Hold onto your minecart, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

3. Ever wanted to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam free and you can saddle up and ride them into battle against the evil creepers.

4. Our server has a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’ve got some killer moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, bring your 4chan premium account because things are about to get wild!

Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crops Grown:	3859
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

*phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!

Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!

Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!

Genocraft: Where even virtual civilizations aren’t safe from destruction!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Potions Brewed:	156	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	2064	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take revenge on those who think they can get away with anything! Join us as we build a virtual world where justice is served with a side of TNT explosions and lava traps.

Embark on epic quests to hunt down the perpetrators of heinous crimes, like the time someone stole all the diamonds from the community chest or when someone griefed the entire village with a million chickens. Will you be the hero who brings them to justice or the villain who unleashes chaos upon the land?

But beware, for the admins of this server are not to be trifled with. They have the power to summon lightning storms, spawn creepers in your base, and even turn your beloved pet wolf against you. So tread carefully, or you may find yourself on the receiving end of a banhammer.

So come join us on this wild ride of vengeance and mayhem. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the setting for such epic tales of betrayal, redemption, and explosive payback? Join now and show the world that no crime goes unpunished in our virtual realm!

CraftyFireEmblem: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Heroes and Villains!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Looking for a place to discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes? Look no further than our server! We’ve got an event calendar that will make your head spin faster than a summoning session gone wrong. Need some guidance on how to dominate in the game? We’ve got links and guides that will have you slaying enemies left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have access to a summoning cost simulator that will have you laughing all the way to the bank. And don’t even get us started on our new trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump into the game and never come out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Towns Built:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	2044
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Anon’s Game Roulette: Help me choose my next adventure in Minecraft!

Adventure, Anons, choose, Decision making, Fights in Tight Spaces, futuristic games, Game, Gaming, Help pick my next game, indie games, Library of Ruina, Lobotomy Corp, Minecraft, mystery games, norco, Reverse Collapse, role playing games, roulette, Sci Fi Games, simulation games, Sprawl, strategy games, Tactical games, Void Stranger, wildfrost

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4878	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind harder than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a mix of Lobotomy Corp and Library of Ruina on steroids!

Join us for epic battles in Tight Spaces where you’ll fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build the most extravagant library in the world. But be careful, because in our server, even the Norco villagers have a dark secret that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Venture into the Wildfrost biome where you’ll find mysterious creatures and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Sprawl, a never-ending maze of tunnels and traps that will test your survival skills to the max.

But that’s not all – our server also offers the chance to explore the Void Stranger dimension, where reality is twisted and nothing is as it seems. And if you’re looking for a real challenge, try your hand at Reverse Collapse, a game mode where everything you know about Minecraft is turned upside down.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures Minecraft has to offer!

VoteCraft: Where losing the elections is a mind-blowing experience!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Are you tired of dealing with politics in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding who gets the last piece of diamond armor! Our community is so chill, even the creepers have learned to relax and stop blowing up everything in sight.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build towering monuments to your favorite memes, and participate in our weekly llama races (trust us, those guys are fast). And don’t worry about any political debates here – the only thing we argue about is whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler alert: it does).

So why wait? Join our server today and escape the madness of the real world. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft meets Dota 2 in this epic server for all your gaming needs!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4610	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	New Chunks Explored:	10063
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Waifu edition! Why join? Because we have the most epic esports tournaments that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Need some news to keep you entertained while you mine? We got you covered with our daily updates and patches that will have you saying “Enderman who?”. And don’t even get me started on our lore – it’s more twisted than a Nether fortress maze.

But wait, there’s more! For all you League players out there, we have guides that will help you transition from summoner’s rift to the blocky world of Minecraft. And if you encounter any bugs along the way, our bug tracker is here to save the day faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft waifu waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.

Smokin’ Blocks Minecraft Server: Where even creepers can’t resist a puff!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5880
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like quitting a 3 pack a day smoking habit – impossible but totally worth it!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant smoking cigarettes that shoot out toxic smoke clouds. Collect cigarette butts as currency to buy epic weapons and armor to protect yourself from the secondhand smoke attacks.

But beware, if you think you can just quit this server like quitting smoking, you’re in for a surprise! Once you join, you’ll be hooked on the chaotic fun and crazy adventures that await you.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to kick the habit of boring Minecraft servers and embrace the madness of our one-of-a-kind server!