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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2273 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 793 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!