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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 132 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 9709 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!