You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!
Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a giant statue of a potato using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for!
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in the annual “Zombie Apocalypse Survival Challenge”? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the fireball of luck and have the power to build the craziest creations ever seen in the minecraft universe. we’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons galore, and secret treasure chests hidden all over the map.
plus, we have the friendliest community of players who are always down for a good time. we host epic build battles, insane parkour challenges, and even have a petting zoo filled with baby zombies (they’re actually pretty cute once you get to know them).
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of the bright fireball over Massachusetts, U.S. trust us, you won’t regret it!
For more info
IP: 135.148.136.76:25576
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135.148.136.76:25576
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| How to Join | Join the discord server here or visit the website here |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can anyone join the server? | Yes, anyone can join by joining the discord community. |
| Are there any banned items on the server? | There are no banned items, but some are discouraged from use. |
| What are the server specifications? | The server runs on a dedicated machine with 64GB RAM, Ryzen 7600x processor, and 2TB NVMe drives for backups. |
| Is there any pay-to-win features on the server? | No, the server maintains a classic community vibe with no unfair advantages from purchases. |
| How long will the server be up? | The server is planned to stay up indefinitely as long as there are regular players. |
Last time on our server: a spambot tried to take over but was thwarted by our fearless OP, Kinolime streamed for an insane 8 hours straight, and Brolime pulled off a zatsu that will go down in Minecraft history. Oh, and did we mention the time Nyana was raided by Filian on Twitch and her stream literally died? Good times, good times.
But that’s not all – we’ve got Disco Elysium enthusiasts, handcam heroes, and even some Turok players thrown into the mix. And let’s not forget about our Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa VTuber company parody that has spiraled into a full-blown indie circle with AI-generated art. It’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality – mind blown, right?
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wacky and wonderful as ours? We’ve got Korean Vtubers, chocolate chuubas, idol corps, and even Kiki’s thread for all your virtual entertainment needs. Plus, our current Jiggie is TBD, so you know things are about to get even crazier.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if Nyana’s stream is anything to go by). Let’s dominate the virtual world together, one block at a time. See you on the server!
Join us and create a virtual paradise for Buttons to frolic in, away from the clutches of evil family members. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a magical potion to bring Buttons back to life and seek revenge on those who wronged her!
So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild as you build a world where no harm can come to your beloved pets. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between creepers and players!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start a conga line around you. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers are friendly. They’ll come up to you and offer to help build your house instead of blowing it up. Who knew creepers could be so considerate?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots. The possibilities are endless on our server!