male phalluses Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Dongs Collective

anatomy, blocky, Collective, collective nouns, Dongs, funny, genitalia, group of penises, humor, male anatomy, male appendages, male body parts, male genitalia, male members, male organs, male phalluses, male reproductive organs, male reproductive parts, male reproductive system, male sex organs, manhood, Slang

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

BabyShowerDollaDrama

adoption, baby shower, BabyShowerDollaDrama, brother, Budget, champagne, Contribution, decorations, Expectations, Expenses, family, Favors, Financial, Gifts, high paying districts, MONEY, Siblings, teachers, UNCOMFORTABLE, Venue, Weddings

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Zombie Dances:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the impending arrival of not one, but TWO babies! Join us for the most epic baby shower you’ve ever seen in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with excitement as we prepare for the arrival of two little bundles of joy. But wait, there’s a twist – these babies are coming from two different women, making this baby shower a double whammy of fun!

Join us as we navigate through the drama of planning a baby shower that’s more extravagant than a royal wedding. From mini bottles of Champagne for each guest to a photo booth for those perfect baby shower selfies, we’ve got it all.

But the real kicker? Our server is run by a teacher who doesn’t get paid over the summer and is currently funding two weddings on top of all this baby shower madness. Will she be able to pull off the ultimate baby shower extravaganza without breaking the bank? Only time will tell.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and join in on the chaos and excitement of planning the most over-the-top baby shower ever seen in the gaming world. Who knew babies could bring so much drama and fun?

NoDiamondRingMC Server

NoDiamondRingMC, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Chimeras Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of saying “I do” in Minecraft marriages? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who have turned down marriage proposals for the most outrageous reasons. From being allergic to diamond rings to having commitment issues with virtual spouses, we’ve got you covered. Join us for a wild ride of hilarious rejections and wacky excuses! Who needs love when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining?

EgoCraftMC

Arrogant, conceited, EgoCraftMC, egotistical, narcissist, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-adoring, self-aggrandizing, self-centered, self-centeredness, self-entitled, self-important, self-indulgent, self-loving, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-regarding, self-serving, self-worshiping, Vain

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you narcissists out there!

Join us and bask in the glory of your own greatness as you build the most extravagant castles, show off your epic redstone creations, and assert your dominance over all the other players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond throne and a pet creeper named Steve.

So come on down to our server and let your inner narcissist run wild! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

TransgenderDad Minecraft Server

acceptance, Born, discrimination, family, Father, Gender Identity, gender recognition, girl, Japan, landmark case, Legal, LGBTQ, Minecraft, progressive, RIGHTS, Ruling, Server, society, Switch, top court, Transgender, TransgenderDad, WOMAN

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

so like, this server is like the top court of Minecraft servers, but we don’t rule on boring stuff like laws and stuff. we rule on who gets to be the “father” of a baby in the game after a switcharoo gender change! it’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, you never know who’s gonna be the daddy next! join us for the drama and the laughs, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss out on!

GayCraft: Namibia Revolt

African countries, banning, civil liberties, constitutional rights, decriminalization, discrimination, equality, gay sex, GayCraft, high court, HUMAN RIGHTS, landmark ruling, law, legal victory, lgbtq rights, Namibia, overturns, progressive change, revolt, same sex relationships, sexual orientation, social justice

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

so, like, u know what’s crazier than namibia overturning a law banning gay sex? joining this minecraft server, duh! we got rainbow sheep that poop out glitter blocks, and u can ride on unicorns while shooting fireballs from ur hands. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. come join us and experience the wildest adventure of ur life, cuz namibia ain’t got nothin on us!

SanitCraft: Zombie Bacteria Zone

Antibacterial, Bacteria, cleaning, dead body, disinfectant, flu, germs, hand care, hand gel, hand hygiene, hand sanitiser, hand sanitizer, hand washing, health, hygiene, Illness, Prevention, Protection, sanitation, SanitCraft, Virus, zombie, Zone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	294
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the hand sanitiser is flowing like a river and the bacteria are partying like it’s 1999. forget about killing mobs, here you can battle the undead bacteria that refuse to die even after being doused in hand sanitiser.

we have a special event where players can compete in a hand sanitiser drinking contest to see who can become the ultimate germ warrior. but be careful, too much hand sanitiser can turn you into a bacteria zombie yourself.

our spawn area is a giant hand sanitiser bottle where players can jump in and slide down into the world of clean chaos. build your base out of giant bacteria cells and watch out for the hand sanitiser rain that falls from the sky.

join us now for a truly unique and hilarious minecraft experience that will leave you questioning the cleanliness of your own hands. who knew hand sanitiser could be so deadly and so much fun?

MineFit: Less Stress, More Fun

Active, balance, co-workers, emotionally exhausted, employees, ENERGY, Exercise, FITNESS, Fun, health, job satisfaction, mental health, MineFit, moderate, motivation, personally satisfied, physical activity, productivity, stress, stress relief, well-being, work, Workplace

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so active they never feel emotionally exhausted! they mine and build all day long, finding diamonds and creating epic structures that will blow your mind! our community is so supportive and fun, you’ll never want to leave! plus, rumor has it that the more you play, the more luck you’ll have finding rare items and defeating bosses. so what are you waiting for? come join us and never feel emotionally exhausted again!

Emperix: Where villagers have more drama than your average soap opera!

Average, Community, customized, discord server, Drama, Emperix, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, gaming experience, goals, large builds, Opera, Path, progress, pure vanilla gameplay, quality of life, questions, server reset, smp, soap, Staff, technical details, Vanilla, villagers, welcome

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to EmperixSMP 1.21!
The server has just gone live today and is now open for everyone!
If you’re looking for a recently refurbished, but long standing SMP, Emperix is the place to go! Equipped with a brand new, and genuinely active Discord server, EmperixSMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life, and the community, than it does anything else! Whether you prefer a vanilla experience or something more customized, this server caters to both preferences. Enjoy pure vanilla gameplay without any distractions, or explore our enhanced features for a unique twist on your gaming experience. Our focus is to bring a world where it will remain unaffected by resets for a large period of time, preserving your progress no matter which path you choose. This server will focus on making large builds or accomplishing large goals without the fear of a server reset anytime soon.
If anyone has any questions, or want to know more technical details about what’s included please direct them to the new Discord Server linked below, and the staff (myself included) will happily answer any questions!
Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server currently open for new players?	Yes, the server is now open for everyone!
What type of server is EmperixSMP?	EmperixSMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life and the community.
Is the server focused on large builds and long-term progress?	Yes, the server aims to preserve player progress without resets for a large period of time.
Where can I ask more questions or get technical details about the server?	You can join the Discord server linked above and ask the staff for assistance.

CraftyIdolMinecraft Server

APK, character birthdays, CraftyIdolMinecraft, english wiki, event dates, gacha dates, iDOLM@STER Thread, idolmaster, idolmaster characters, idolmaster collaborations, idolmaster-events, idolmaster-general, idolmaster-news, IDOLMSTER, imas, japanese news, material translations, music downloads, Official Website, old archive, resource links, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magic Items Found:	5832	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to the most idol-tastic Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with singing, dancing, and building the most fabulous stages for your virtual idols.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper tried to crash our idol concert, but our girls sang so beautifully that even the creeper couldn’t resist dancing along. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even Endermen come to watch our performances. They may be shy, but they can’t resist the charm of our idols.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie invasion). Let’s make some idol magic happen in Minecraft!

WhiteSufferCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Bigotry, conservative beliefs, discrimination, Division, extremism, Hate Speech, INEQUALITY, marginalization, Minecraft, minority rights, Oppression, political agenda, prejudice, racial tension, racism, rightwingers, Server, social justice, Suffering, systemic racism, Whites, WhiteSufferCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Items Found:	8795	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Are you tired of rightwingers trying to bring down the white man? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a safe space where white players can thrive without fear of persecution! Join us and build your dream white utopia, free from the oppression of those pesky rightwingers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of rainbow unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. So come on in and let your inner white supremacist shine in our fantastical world of blocky wonder!