Male lemurs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

CraftyGunSafety

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Gems Collected:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	69001	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9907	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gun safety is our number one priority! Join us for a wild adventure filled with loaded Glocks, fanny packs, and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find a mysterious fanny pack sitting on the kitchen table in your virtual house. What could be inside? Only one way to find out! Unzip that bad boy and discover a loaded Glock 9mm just waiting to be fired. But fear not, our players are experts in gun safety and will make sure that weapon is secure in no time.

Join us for the ultimate test of privacy vs. safety as you navigate through a world where responsible firearm handling is key. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have the thrill of finding a loaded gun in your virtual kitchen? So come on down to our server and experience the adrenaline rush of keeping everyone safe, even if it means violating a little privacy along the way. See you there!

MysteryHist SMP

buried secrets, clandestine actions, concealed horrors, covert misdeeds, Dark History, forgotten events, hidden atrocities, hidden past, MysteryHist, obscured chapters, obscured incidents, obscured scandals, overlooked dark moments, overlooked tragedies, shadowy past, smp, suppressed knowledge, undisclosed crimes, unknown atrocities, unknown dark history, untold stories, veiled atrocities

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

OMG you guys, have you heard about this secret underground Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally insane?? Like, apparently, there’s this hidden base where all the top players gather to battle it out and build crazy contraptions. And get this, there’s a secret room where they have all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted diamond swords and stacks on stacks of emeralds.

But here’s the kicker, apparently, this server is actually built on top of a buried treasure that holds the key to unlocking a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but I heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who heard it from a guy who knows a guy who’s cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s neighbor’s dog’s groomer’s sister’s boyfriend’s dentist who’s been there and seen it with his own eyes.

So, like, if you’re looking for a wild adventure and want to uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe, you totally gotta join this secret Minecraft SMP server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird. Like, weirder than a llama wearing a top hat kind of weird. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMemeMasterz

best posts, MinecraftMemeMasterz, popular posts, reddit, Reddit algorithm, reddit comments, reddit community, Reddit content, reddit discussions, Reddit downvotes, reddit engagement, Reddit features, Reddit ranking, Reddit sorting, Reddit threads, reddit upvotes, Reddit voting system, sort by best, sorting options, subreddits

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Emeralds Found:	4186	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, riding on the backs of flying pigs, and building your very own castle made entirely out of TNT. Our “sort by ‘Best’” option is like a magical button that transports you to the most epic and hilarious moments on the server.

So why wait? Join us now and see for yourself why our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

TeslaCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, automotive market trends, Decline, electric car sales, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, environmental impact, January, market, Minecraft, norway, Norway car sales, renewable energy, Sales, Server, statistics, sustainable transportation, tesla, tesla model 3, tesla news, tesla stock, TeslaCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Players Killed by Monsters:	403	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

haha u know why? cuz everyone in norway too busy playin on this epic minecraft server, they forgot to buy teslas! join us and u will be so addicted u forget how to drive! our server is so lit, even elon musk plays on it while cryin about his sales. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u like cars more than blocky adventures. come join the fun, we got creepers that explode with confetti and diamonds that rain from the sky. plus, our mods are cooler than elon’s flamethrower. so what r u waiting for? hop on and let’s build some epic sh*t together!

CraftyCraftJailTime

anti-semitism, Australian hate-crime laws, Bigotry, civil rights, CraftyCraftJailTime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal penalties, discrimination, extremism, hate crime, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jail time, law enforcement, legal consequences, Nazi salute, punishment, racism, social justice, White Supremacy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3525
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Herobrine Sightings:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

join this epic minecraft server where nazi salutes are BANNED and will get u thrown in virtual jail! we dont mess around with hate-crimes here, only fun and games and building cool stuff. come join us and build a virtual world where everyone is welcome and nazi salutes are a big no-no. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t u wanna join?! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get crafting!

Bat Flu Busters: Vampire vs Fruit

Bat, bat flu, Busters, flu, Fruit, fruit bats, H18N11, immune waning, intervention effects, rabies cull, seasonal pulses, Transmission, Vampire, Vampire bats, viral spread

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	965726
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where vampire bats rule the land and spread bat flu like it’s nobody’s business. forget about fruit bats, these vampire bats are the real deal.

we’ve been studying them for 12 years and have discovered that they maintain bat flu (H18N11) through seasonal pulses and immune waning. but don’t worry, we’ve got it under control with a rabies cull that has halved transmission.

if you want to be part of a server where you can witness the effects of viral spread firsthand and maybe even become a bat flu expert, then this is the place for you. join us now and let the bat flu fun begin!

Ivans Magic Kingdom

Adventure, BUILD, Chill, Curseforge, Enjoy, Explore, FANTASY, FTB, Game, Kingdom, Magic, Medieval, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Modpack, multiplayer, packed, PvE, Roleplay, Rush, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	2187	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

a Minecolonies Magic Kingdom mod packed Minecraft game. Nice and chill and enjoy the game no rush . mod pack can be found at: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/minecolonies-magic-kingdoms-2

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Handsome Horizon 1.20.3

1.20.3, attraction, Communication, compliments, Confidence, Conversation, DATING, emotional connection, flirt, handsome, hello, HORIZON, lonely, looking for love, personal growth, pickup lines, relationships, seeking companionship, self esteem, self improvement, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dimension Hops:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Do you crave adventure and excitement in your life? Well, boy do I have the perfect solution for you!

Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to the land of endless possibilities!

Build your dream castle, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as you are!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

PixelParentGone

abusive relationships, blended families, child behavior, childhood trauma, co parenting, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, Healing Process, Honesty, mental health, parenting, PixelParentGone, support system, tantrums, Therapy, truth telling

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Crops Grown:	7049	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to escape reality and dive into a world where your ex-partner’s questionable life choices are the main topic of conversation.

Imagine a server where your daughter’s tantrums about her absent father are replaced with building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Leave behind the real-world struggles and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where your husband is not only patient and kind, but also a master builder.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where lying about phone calls and making up excuses for irresponsible parents is a thing of the past. Instead, embark on adventures with fellow players who understand the importance of honesty and communication.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the virtual escapades begin!

HotelHorrorStories – Minecraft SMP

hotel accommodations, hotel amenities, hotel cleanliness, hotel inspection, hotel location, hotel maintenance, hotel management, hotel reviews, hotel scams, hotel security, hotel staff, hotel warning signs, HotelHorrorStories, HOTELS, Minecraft, red flag, Safety concerns, smp, suspicious behavior, travel, travel safety, travel tips, traveler warnings

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh don’t tell anyone! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but he’s totally harmless, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja pigs who will protect us. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a creeper-tastic time together!