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ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

annoying habits, bathroom etiquette, DISRESPECTFUL, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, inconsiderate, male behavior, male incompetence, male stupidity, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men’s behavior, mens issues, Minecraft, Monsters, Pathetic, retarded, Server, stupid, toilet etiquette, toilet seat, uncivilized

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Tired of dealing with toilet seat drama in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds without falling into lava! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky toilet seat issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of toilet etiquette. Join us and experience a world where men are the ones who have to worry about putting the seat down!

BlondeForeignerMC SMP

Anime, anime characters, anime industry, Blonde hair, BlondeForeignerMC, character design, character tropes, cultural perception, cultural representation, Diversity, Diversity in media, ethnicity, foreign characters, foreigners, hair color, japanese animation, Japanese media, racial bias, representation, smp, Stereotypes, western influence

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your hair blonde just like those wacky anime characters! Join us for a chance to become the ultimate foreigner in the world of Minecraft and show off your unique style to all the other players. Who needs boring old brown hair when you can have fabulous blonde locks that shimmer in the sunlight? Plus, rumor has it that the blonde hair gives you special powers in-game, like the ability to summon a giant flying panda to ride around on. So come join us and let your inner anime character shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

GrannyCraftCareWars

care options, coldness, dna testing, emotional attachment, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, foster care, foster family, GrannyCraftCareWars, legal responsibilities, maternal grandparents, Parental Responsibility, relationship boundaries, Shaming, sibling bonds, sibling relationships

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Votes:	7143	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why should you join? Well, just like how DNA tests revealed family secrets in the real world, our server will reveal secrets and scandals that will leave you shooketh. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost sibling or two!

Don’t want the responsibility of raising a virtual child on our server? No worries, we’ve got you covered. Just like how OP refused to take care of their mom’s love child, you can also avoid any unwanted familial obligations in our virtual world.

So, come join us and experience the thrill of family drama without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Remember, family is optional, but fun is guaranteed on our server!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysis, army chief, Capture, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, estimates, Geopolitical, Invasion, long term, Loss, Military, Minecraft, Regions, resistance, russia, Server, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Towns Built:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dimension Hops:	10

lol join this server or russia will come for u like they want ukraine!!! we got epic battles and wars that will make ur head spin like a crazy chicken!!! u gotta join now or u will be stuck in a bunker for 5 years with no snacks!!! our army chief is a pro at minecraft so u know u gonna have a good time!!! come join the chaos and let’s take down russia together, one block at a time!!! #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware #joinorbedoomed

DragonCraft: Klan-Free Zone

advising, discrimination, DragonCraft, extremism, extremist ideology, far right, Former Ku Klux Klan, grand dragon, Groups, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, irish, KlanFree, nationalist, political extremism, racism, radical right, radicalization, supremacist, White Supremacy, Xenophobia, Zone

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8340
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Meteorites Collected:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like totally cray cray? well, guess what, this server is so wild that even the former grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan is like, advising some far-right groups in Ireland. like, what even is happening, right?

but don’t worry, this server is all about peace and love and building stuff with blocks. like, who cares about all that real world drama when u can just chill and mine for diamonds, amirite? plus, the grand dragon dude is probs just here for the sick PvP battles and building competitions.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s got it all – drama, excitement, and a touch of insanity – then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, because why not? it’s minecraft, baby!

PandaCraft: Survival of the Cutest

adaptation, Animal Behavior, Biodiversity, conservation, cuteness, CUTEST, ecology, Endangered species, Environmental Science, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, natural selection, Nature, PandaCraft, Pandas, Survival, Traits, wildlife, wildlife conservation, zoology

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the cutest place ever, man. we got pandas everywhere, just chillin and bein adorable. like, they’re so cute that you’ll wanna hug your screen, bro.

and get this, the pandas on this server are, like, super smart. they’ve, like, evolved their cuteness to, like, survive and stuff. they can, like, build houses and mine for diamonds. it’s, like, crazy, man.

plus, we got this one panda named bob. he’s, like, the leader of the pandas and he’s, like, a total boss. he’s got this epic backstory where he, like, saved the entire server from a zombie apocalypse. it was, like, intense, bro.

so, if you wanna hang out with some cute, smart pandas and hear epic stories about bob the panda hero, then, like, join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

TestosteroneCraft: Narcissistic Realms

2D:4D finger length ratios, Adulthood, Behavior, biological basis, Development, estrogen, gender differences, Gender Identity, hormones, human biology, narcissism, Narcissistic, narcissistic traits, new findings, personality traits, prenatal exposure, Psychology, Realms, research, Scientific evidence, study, TESTOSTERONE, TestosteroneCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15

so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, if you wanna join a server that will make you feel like a total narcissist, this is the place for you.

we did some research, like, real scientific stuff, and found out that playing on our server can totally boost your testosterone and estrogen levels. and like, that means you’ll become the most narcissistic player in all of Minecraft.

imagine strutting around the server, flexing your virtual muscles and showing off your epic builds. everyone will be like, “wow, that player is so full of themselves, but in a totally awesome way.”

so, if you wanna be the biggest narcissist in the Minecraft universe, join our server now. trust us, it’s gonna be a totally ego-boosting experience.

Arkanos

24/7, Anarchy, ArkanosMC, BUILD, Casino, chance, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Factions, games, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Mines, Possibilities, Prizes, PvP, Resource, Staff, Survival, Thrive, Treasures, Vanilla, vibrant, world

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Welcome to ArkanosMC, the best Minecraft server!

At ArkanosMC, we pride ourselves on offering an unrivaled gaming experience with a 24/7 staff available to assist you at all times. Our server features a variety of exciting game modes and activities, including:

– **Survival**: Enjoy an authentic survival experience, where you can build, explore and thrive in a vibrant world full of possibilities. – **Casino**: Try your luck at our casino, where you can win great prizes and have fun with games of chance. – **Mines**: Explore our resource-rich mines and discover hidden treasures as you delve deep beneath the earth.

And that’s not all! At ArkanosMC, we’re always adding new features and events to keep things exciting. Join our community and experience the best Minecraft experience. We look forward to seeing you at ArkanosMC!

arkanosmc.xyz:30005

CrusaderKings Craft (Coming Soon)

Arabia, battle, Battles, Castles, ck3, Conquestreforged, crusaders, devs, DYNASTY, Europe, Farms, Geopolitical, historical, historical armour, Knights, Manor Lords, Medieval, Middleages, naval battles, North Africa, Other, release date, rp, Ships, siege weapons, Siegeweapons, Staff, Towns, warrior, Warriors

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Emeralds Found:	7397	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

CrusaderKings Craft is a Historical themed medieval soft RP Geopolitical server played on a 1:100 Europe North Africa and Arabia map it is very much like a mixture of Manor Lords and CK3 allowing you to build towns farms and castles but also having a large nation on the map with a ruler and their dynasty ruling it you can also overthrow a ruler and install a new one from a new dynasty the server will also have epic battles with Knights and Warriors clashing on the Battlefield or you can have epic naval battles with ships clashing in open seas. The server has everything from siege weapons to ships and even historical armour.

We plan to improve the server each season to do this we need more Devs and Staff so feel free to apply for these

The server is not yet out and will be released soon

CrusaderKings.mc.gg:51

Wok n’ Pho Minecraft Server

Asian cuisine, Chinese, Chinese food, cuisine, Culinary, Cultural, Dining, Discriminatory, ethnic, ethnicity, exclusion, exclusionary, Food, Minecraft, ownership, pho.., Preference, profit, Restaurant, Server, stereotype, Vietnamese, Vietnamese food, wok

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of those “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners making a profit off of your hunger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place you need to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Chinese and Vietnamese cuisine-inspired builds, where you can feast on virtual delicacies while avoiding those sneaky “h*ngarian” (jewish) owners trying to steal your hunger satisfaction.

With epic quests to find the rarest ingredients and secret recipes, you’ll never want to leave this culinary paradise. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to those pesky “h*ngarian” (jewish) restaurant owners once and for all!

“CraftyCringe SMP” – Minecraft SMP

awkward streamer, CraftyCringe, cringe, cringe compilation, cringe content, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe fest compilation, cringe fest Frenchs, cringe fest moments, cringe fest streamer, cringe humor, cringe moments, cringe reaction, cringe-worthy, Frenchs, Frenchs brand, ill start, Minecraft, smp, starting a stream, Streamer, streaming

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of watching cringey streamers who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have Frenchs, who once built an entire castle made out of cheese just because he was feeling a bit cheesy that day. Join us for wacky adventures, epic builds, and the occasional dance party on top of a giant cake made of diamonds. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!