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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6086 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Votes: | 891 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!