🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4901 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 5498 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 187 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!