Male Grooming MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Bald by Choice Minecraft SMP

balding, balding remedies, bald by choice, self-care, dating preferences

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where baldness is not only accepted, it’s encouraged!

Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.

So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!

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BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

male body language, BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP, male mental health, male sexual desires, male insecurities

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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MeowCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, Masculinity, no woman is interested, NO ONE CARES

> Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

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Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

intimate grooming, body hair removal, Grooming, manscaping, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

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CeramicCockCraft Minecraft SMP

skincare products, CeramicCockCraft, hydration, Moisturizing, cock care

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even our players’ skincare routines are top-notch! Join us for a server filled with smooth, hydrated players ready to take on any challenge. Need a moisturized companion to help you fight off creepers? Look no further, we’ve got you covered. Our players swear by their skincare routines, claiming it gives them an extra layer of protection in PvP battles. So come join us and see for yourself – who knew that a little Ceramides and hyaluronic acid could make such a difference in the world of Minecraft?

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BreakupBeardMinecraftSMP

breakup style transformation, men’s hairstyles, Male self improvement, Hair Transformations, emotional hair changes

Joining our Minecraft SMP! Because nothing says “I’m over it” like building a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blowing it up with TNT. Plus, our community is full of players who will support you through your post-breakup Minecraft therapy sessions. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine away those heartbreak blues together!

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UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

mens hair, UglyHaircutGang, haircut fails, Minecraft, long tail haircut trends

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

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Neckbeard Minecraft Server

male grooming, facial hair woes, beard growth, Server, facial hair challenges

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the exclusive club of neckbeards! Our server is the only place where your facial hair will grow exclusively on your neck, making you the envy of all other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds, but only those with the most majestic neckbeards can gain their trust.

So come join us and embrace your inner neckbeard on our Minecraft server – where the neckbeards reign supreme and the llamas hold the secrets to Minecraft riches!

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DeoCraft: The Scented Server

Grooming, men’s products, sweat protection, deodorant, personal care

Are you tired of smelling like a creeper after a long day of mining and crafting in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about stinking up your virtual world again. Our deodorant plugin will keep you smelling fresh and clean, even after battling hoards of zombies and skeletons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Deodorant Mines, where players can dig for the rare and precious mineral known as Deodorite. Rumor has it that those who possess this magical substance will never have to worry about body odor in real life ever again. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the freshest player in all of Minecraft!

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WeddingUninvite2k

Argument, racial slurs, City 1, facetiming, wedding guest drama

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than Rachel’s bachelorette party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and zero FaceTiming shenanigans.

Unlike Rachel, we won’t force you into awkward phone calls or make you listen to our relationship drama. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time with your fellow gamers. Plus, we promise not to upload any mirror selfies from questionable locations.

So if you’re tired of the drama and just want to relax and play some Minecraft, join us! Who needs Rachel and her crazy antics when you can join our server and have a blast without the unnecessary drama? See you in the game!

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