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ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server – No Politics Here!

@POTUS45, Donald J Trump, donald trump, elon musk, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president trump, Server, team trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Press Conference, Trump Rally, Trump Remarks, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trump X Space, Trumpcraft, truth social

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2936	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server in the history of Minecraft servers, believe me! This server is so amazing, it’s like building a wall around your base and making creepers pay for it.

Join now and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with President Donald J. Trump himself! He’ll show you how to build the best walls and make Minecraft great again, again.

We have exclusive events like Trump rallies in-game, where you can hear him deliver speeches on the importance of crafting and building. Plus, special appearances from Elon Musk and Trump visiting different biomes like Bozeman, MT.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this incredible Minecraft server. Make your blocks great again and join today!

BaryonyxBash Minecraft SMP – Tired of Thursdays with /theropod/

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, baryonyx, BaryonyxBash, Blender models, Downloads, fang board, fic spreadsheet, FICS, gator, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, theropod, thread archives, THURSDAY, thursdays, tired, tq, Wani Hug

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a villager has trades, and more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of hugging gators, battling dragons, and building your own pixelated empire. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got AI chatbots that will make you question your sanity, Blender models that will blow your mind, and low poly models that will make you feel like you’re living in a retro video game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just hug the gator.

MakeupCraft Minecraft Server

12-year-old, AITAH, Birthday Party, brother, eyeliner, foundation, Gifting, inappropriate gift, lip gloss, makeup, MakeupCraft, Mascara, middle school, Minecraft, Niece, niece’s gift, parenting, Server, Single dad, social media, sol de janeiro, Ulta

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Votes:	5607
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only inappropriate gift you’ll receive is a creeper explosion in your face! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Forget about worrying over makeup for a 12-year-old, here you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic castles to even think about it. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to deal with any overprotective parents trying to take away your loot.

So come on, join us and let’s show your brother that makeup is the least of his worries when it comes to raising a Minecraft warrior like yourself. Who needs lip gloss when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft, build, and conquer together on this epic Minecraft server!

RuleBreakerCraft

bio dad, Boyfriend, breaking a rule, CARD, Caring, DAUGHTER, family, Friend, husband, KIND, Messaging, outside perspective., Phone, PRETTY, Reassuring, REWARD, RuleBreakerCraft, sad stuff, Shein, Struggling

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed after 11pm? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to never stop having a good time!

Last night, one player caught their daughter breaking the rules by messaging someone at 1am. But guess what? It wasn’t a secret boyfriend, it was her friend Hannah who was going through a tough time. And instead of punishing her, the player rewarded her with a shopping spree on Shein! Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, where breaking the rules leads to unexpected rewards and heartwarming moments. Who needs strict parents and boring servers when you can have a wild and unpredictable adventure with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCreeperDateDisaster

awkward date, bad date, CraftyCreeperDateDisaster, cringeworthy date, dating disaster, dating horror story, disastrous date, embarrassing date, nightmare date, regrettable date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst date ever happened, worst date ever recounted, worst date ever shared, worst date ever told, worst date experience, worst date in history, worst date of my life, worst date story

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Have you ever been on a date where your partner turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine diamonds together and build a love shack that would make even Romeo and Juliet jealous. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can have a virtual picnic in the lush forests of our server? So ditch the bad dates and come find your true love in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is just a /tp away!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreements, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, historical context, international relations, kyiv, Minecraft, Moscow, new normal, peace negotiations, political dynamics, regional stability, Russian soil, security measures, Server, territorial disputes, Ukrainian presence, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where kyiv and moscow have switched places and now ukraine is chillin on russian soil like it ain’t no thang. that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans u can expect on our server. join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of confusion. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on over and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

NavyCraft Starlink Deployment

Communication, connectivity, deployment, elon musk, Global Coverage, innovation, internet access, long range communication, maritime operations, Military, national security, naval fleet, naval technology, naval warfare, NavyCraft, Satellite Internet, spacex, starlink, Technology, U.S. Navy, Warships

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Votes:	6845	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. NAVY WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT STARLINK IS BEING DEPLOYED ON U.S. NAVY WARSHIPS JUST SO THEY CAN PLAY ON IT!

IMAGINE SAILING THE SEAS WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR NAVY BUDDIES. WHO NEEDS TORPEDOES WHEN YOU’VE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS, RIGHT?

JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN RUN INTO A SQUID THAT CAN BUILD REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. YEAH, WEIRD, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL.

VaxCraft: Mental Health Edition

adverse effects, Covid-19, data analysis, Edition, global impact, health, health data, Healthcare, incidence, long-term effects, Mental, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental illnesses, mitigation, pandemic, post-COVID-19, public health, research findings, severe COVID-19, study, unvaccinated people, vaccination, VaxCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

So, like, you know how covid sucks, right? Well, on this server, we got a cure for that! Just play with us and you’ll never have to worry about getting covid again! Our virtual world is like a magical vaccine that protects you from all the bad stuff, including mental illnesses! Join us now and say goodbye to your worries, because on this server, we only spread good vibes and epic adventures! Let’s build a world where covid doesn’t exist and mental illnesses are just a myth, bro! Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s conquer this virtual land together and live happily ever after!

CraftyCave – Minecraft Server

2024 competition, Achievement Diary, behind the scenes, chat channel, Communication, CraftyCave, deadman armageddon, Diaries, Info, Minecraft, miscellaneous fixes, new player, oldschool runescape, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, sailing, Server, skilling competition, twitter, Website, Wiki, woman-at-arms

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	7899	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because our server is like a woman-at-arms on hard mode – tough, fierce, and ready to kick some blocky butt!

Join us for epic adventures like sailing behind the scenes, where you’ll discover hidden treasures and uncover ancient secrets. Or take on the Deadman Armageddon challenge, where only the bravest survive and the loot is out of this world.

But that’s not all – we have miscellaneous fixes that will blow your mind, like turning pigs into flying unicorns and making creepers breakdance on command. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

If you’re new to the game, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with quests that will make you question reality and diaries that will test your sanity. And if you ever need help, just hop into our chat channel “fart cc” where the most elite players gather to share tips, tricks, and memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and compete in our 2024 Skilling Competition, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now!

IsSheEverComingBack Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, doubt, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, Hope, Is she ever coming back, IsSheEverComingBack, Loneliness, long distance relationships, longing, lost love, love, Minecraft, missing you, moving on, Questioning, relationship struggles, Sadness, second chances, smp, uncertainty, Waiting

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5807	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Farms Harvested:	696	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Are you tired of waiting for your friend to come back to that boring old Minecraft server? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that moonwalk instead of exploding. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Plus, our Nether is filled with lava that smells like freshly baked cookies.

So why wait for your friend to come back when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!