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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 697 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 229 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.
Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.
So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!
