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Stressed Alpha Baboons – Fertile Fun!
come join our minecraft server where we have alpha male baboons running the show! these stressed out baboons are constantly fighting for their female mates, making for some intense gameplay. watch as they try to monopolize all the fertile females on the server, creating drama and chaos at every turn. if you want a wild and unpredictable experience, this is the server for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to see baboons playing minecraft? join now for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience! -
Rebel Kingdoms 1.20.2
Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of male entitlement.Imagine a world where dudes can’t just enslave women with their patriarchal marriage BS. It’s like a total mind trip, man. But don’t worry, we’ve got all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever want in a Minecraft server.
Join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get weird together!
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The Epic Battle Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because our server is filled with battle shonen characters and very few females! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ikemens to make up for it.Join our server for some epic yaoi battles where men beat each other up in the most fabulous way possible. Who knew mining and crafting could be so dramatic and handsome? So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
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LemurBallsCraft
so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.
come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.
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LoveCraft Minecraft Server
When you first laid eyes on our Minecraft server, of course! Picture this: you’re wandering through a pixelated paradise, mining diamonds like a boss, when suddenly you stumble upon a majestic castle made entirely of cake. And not just any cake, but rainbow cake with sprinkles and frosting that tastes like happiness. As you take a bite, you hear a chorus of singing chickens serenading you with love songs. That’s when you know – this server is where your heart truly belongs. Join us for a wild ride of epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will become your new BFFs. Who needs love at first sight when you have love at first block? -
CraftyQualities
The most important quality a person can possess is the ability to build an epic roller coaster in Minecraft without getting motion sickness! Join our server and show off your mad coaster-building skills while dodging creepers and zombies trying to hitch a ride. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a big fan of thrill rides and might just pop in for a spin! So come join us for a wild ride of fun and adventure – just make sure to hold onto your minecart! -
GazaGriefCraft
come join our minecraft server, where we have elderly rabbis getting chased by mobs in gaza! it’s a wild ride, folks. you’ll never know what to expect next. one minute you’re building a cute little house, the next minute you’re running for your life from angry villagers. but hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? so come on down and join us for some crazy adventures and non-stop action. you won’t regret it! -
LiaCraft Server: Phase Connect
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive, NO GIRLS ALLOWED! That’s right, boys only! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!First of all, our server owner Lia is going on Summer Vacation! And you know what that means – crazy vacation streams with gorillas! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
But wait, there’s more! Phase Origins just premiered a cover of Adabana Necromancy and they have 3-year Anniversary merch available! And don’t forget about the new Lia mini-plushie, Lia’s mama Mins’ keycharm & print, Chocola’s Lia pocket shirt, and Lia’s JUICEJACKED t-shirt! Your Minecraft character will be the envy of all the other players with this exclusive gear!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, Lia has announced a new outfit AND original song coming in 2024! Can you even handle the excitement?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server, watch Lia’s streams, buy all the merch, and remember – only love Lia, never watch other girls. Because only Lia will ever love you. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ
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Mumoski’s Epic Minecraft Server
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bagholder Mountain, where players can mine for rare items and uncover hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal at the top that leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.