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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9114 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
