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FantasyManiac Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3483	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Void Gems Collected:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate destination for fulfilling all your wildest fantasies! Picture this: you’re riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, wielding a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of cooked fish. Or how about teaming up with your fellow players to build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky and drops you into a pool of lava? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We also have regular events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is transformed into a giant explosion-filled playground. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Diamond Disco” parties where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bride, celebration, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, decision, Division, family, groom, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, OVERWHELMING, parents, relationships, Respect, selfish, Server, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Towns Built:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Gems Collected:	35
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ores Mined:	4978
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Enchantments Applied:	298
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	1663

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	77
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Animals Bred:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	98423	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2521
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉