CousinCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, Childhood, close cousins, CousinCraft, cousins, decency, detail, gender, Girlfriend, holiday, male cousin, Minecraft, Server, sexual remarks, shame, sharing, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Votes:	3069
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s conversations with her cousins? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your girlfriend would blush.

Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes – just like those questionable car conversations. Who needs decency when you can have a blast with your cousins, right?

So if you’re ready for some scandalous fun and drama, come join our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself making sexual jokes with your own cousins in no time!

DroughtCraft Minecraft Server

agriculture, climate change, drought, drought assistance, drought emergency, drought management, drought relief, drought relief efforts, drought response, DroughtCraft, environmental impact, famine, food insecurity, humanitarian crisis, Minecraft, natural disaster, POVERTY, regional bloc, relief efforts, Server, Southern Africa, Southern African Development Community, Water Crisis, water scarcity

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Yo, u know what’s hotter than the Sahara desert? THIS SERVER, YO! We got so much water, u won’t believe it! We got waterfalls, oceans, rivers, u name it! Come join us and escape the drought in Southern Africa, cuz we got all the water u need!

But wait, there’s more! We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts! And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop diamonds everywhere they go! It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here!

So what are u waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft server ever! Who needs Southern Africa when u got us, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

MissileMadnessCraft

Attack, Commander, Conflict, Defense, drone, extremist group, global relations, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile barrage, MissileMadnessCraft, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2096

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle when suddenly, BOOM! A drone comes out of nowhere and targets you! Why, you ask? Because you didn’t join our server yet, duh! We take PvP to a whole new level, with missile barrages and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Hezbollah commander in the world of Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!

ZambeziLungfishCraft

Africa, Ancient, Aquatic, Biodiversity, discovery, Evolution, Extinct, Ferganoceratodus edwardsi, fossil, fossilised tooth plate, identified, material, Mid-Zambezi Basin, new species, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Triassic lungfish, vertebrate, ZambeziLungfishCraft, zimbabwe

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server so lit that even ancient lungfish fossils are getting in on the action? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own epic base surrounded by prehistoric creatures like the Ferganoceratodus edwardsi lungfish. Will you befriend them or battle them for dominance? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so rad that even the fossils themselves are getting in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a fossilized tooth plate while mining for diamonds. Talk about a blast from the past!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Fossils, lungfish, and endless laughs await you! Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🎉🦴🐟🔥

Astros Reach: Where Minecrafters Go to Procrastinate Adulting and Pretend to be 18+

1.21, adulting, application, astros, Community, Creative, Datapacks, Discord, Discord link, Events, Fabric, Hardware, hermitcraft, microphone, Minecrafters, PRETEND, procrastinate, Reach, ryzen, Server, smp, Uncrafting, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

About Us:

Server Type	Community-oriented SMP
Server Age	1 year
World Reset	No current plans for resets

Features:

Long-term vanilla world
Free creative world
Weekly and monthly events
Helpful and knowledgeable community
Caring staff

Server Info:

Server Version	1.21
World Border	No border
Additional Features	Various recipe add-ons, high-end hardware

How to Join:

Join our Discord and fill out an application. Must be 18+ years old.

Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, with some added datapacks and mods for optimization.
How often does the world reset?	Only when voted upon by the players.
What is the server hardware?	Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4
Can I join if I’m under 18?	No, the server is for ages 18 and older only.

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

Adversity, Challenging, Chaos, Crafty, declining, deteriorating, deteriorating condition, deteriorating situation, Difficult, getting, HARD, Hardship, It’s, just, Minecraft, Server, Struggle, TOUGH, tough times, Unbearable, WORSE, worsening, worsening condition, worsening situation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens. But be warned, the creepers on our server have learned how to do the Macarena and will dance their way into your base if you’re not careful.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Troll Bridge” where you have to answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items and battle sea monsters with enchanted tridents.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. It’s just getting worse…in the best way possible!

SMPyMcSMP – Minecraft SMP: CONFIRMED

1824103659019628717, Bug Fix, Computer, Confirmed, Hardware, HIGH CROSS-CCD LATENCIES, latency issues, Minecraft, operating system, PC, Performance, POOZEN5, RyanSmithAT, smp, SMPyMcSMP, software, Status, system optimization., Tech, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows, windows 10

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.

GatherCraft SMP: Auntie’s Dance-off

Absurd, amusing, Aunties, awkward, BIZARRE, Comical, crazy, danceoff, EMBARRASSING, family gathering, funny, GatherCraft, hilarious, odd, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, Ridiculous, Shocking.., smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	210	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	1100
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the most exciting thing that happens is Aunt Mildred accidentally spilling her drink on Uncle Bob’s lap? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where the family drama is turned up to 11!

Picture this: instead of arguing over who gets the last piece of pie, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with your cousins. And forget awkward small talk with distant relatives, now you can bond over building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their woolly reign? The choice is yours.

So if you’re ready to trade in family drama for Minecraft madness, join us and see just how wild a family gathering can truly be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

PixelatedUgly

Appearance, arrogance, attitude, bad manners, Behavior, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, hygiene, insensitivity, lack of ambition, lack of confidence, laziness, Negativity, Personality, PixelatedUgly, poor communication skills, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, Unattractive, unkindness

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Items Found:	8919	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and noobs? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your gameplay and have a laugh while doing it!

Join us if you want to avoid the ultimate Minecraft turn-off: players who build ugly, square houses that look like they were made by a blind Enderman! Our server is filled with master builders who can create epic structures that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as hilarious, talented, and downright crazy as we are? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

HaniyehsSonGoneBoom

Assassination, cell phone, Claim, Conflict, Conspiracy, gaza, guided missile, Hamas Leader, Haniyeh, HaniyehsSonGoneBoom, intelligence, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, political intrigue, Son, speculation, targeted killing, Technology, Terrorism, WARFARE

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Items Found:	7385	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Yo, so like, on this wild Minecraft server, we got this crazy story where Haniyeh’s son was playin’ Minecraft on his phone, right? And then outta nowhere, a freakin’ guided missile tracked his cell phone and BOOM, it took out the leader of Hamas! Like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? Join this server for the most epic battles and unexpected plot twists, yo! Who knows what other world leaders might get taken out next, haha! Let’s get this party started, gamers!

SilentCraft: Loudest Argument

Argument, arguments, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, debate, disagreement, Expression, Listening, loudest, mediation, Négotiation, nonverbal, Peaceful, Quiet, resolution, Silence, SilentCraft, SPEECHLESS.., Understanding, vocalization

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mines Excavated:	4747
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

u know wat else is loud? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can join and BATTLE llamas with LASER EYES. yep, u heard me right. these llamas are sick of bein cute and fluffy so they got LASER EYES to take down any player who crosses their path. but dont worry, u can team up with the TALKING SHEEP who will help u defeat the evil llamas and conquer the land.

if that aint enough to convince u to join, how about the fact that we have a SECRET UNDERWATER CITY filled with MERMAIDS who will trade u rare items for fish? yep, u can swim with the mermaids and explore the depths of the ocean to find hidden treasures.

but wait, theres more! our server also has a GIANT CHICKEN who lays DIAMOND EGGS. thats right, u can collect these precious diamond eggs and become the richest player on the server.

so why wait? join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures uve ever had in the blocky world. remember, silence may be loud, but our server is even LOUDER.

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