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LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Crafty Laughs: Where History Meets Hilarity

alpha males, Betas, Crafty, cultural norms, DOMINANCE, Evolution, evolutionary psychology, genetic diversity, genetics, Hilarity, History, human history, Indian men, laughs, male competition, Masculinity, meets, natural selection, patriarchy, Reproduction, reproductive success, social hierarchy, Survival of the Fittest, toxic masculinity, traditional gender roles

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	184
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most masculine players survive and thrive! Forget about those beta players, because on our server, Indian men are the epitome of masculinity!

Join us and experience epic battles where only the manliest of players can come out on top. Build your own masculine empire and conquer the virtual world with your sheer masculine prowess.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are a true masculine legend!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Farms Harvested:	213	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	226
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Emeralds Found:	7303	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mines Excavated:	2303	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	141
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2148	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	100
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Emeralds Found:	2860
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

VolcanoCraft: Where lava flows and creepers explode!

CREEPERS, current events, disaster management, emergency response, eruption alert, explode, flows, geological events, geology, Indonesia, Indonesia eruption alert, Indonesia news, Indonesia volcano, lava, natural disaster, News, volcanic activity, volcanic activity alert, volcanic ash, volcanic eruption, volcanic eruption news, volcanic eruption update, volcano alert, volcano eruption, VolcanoCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
New Chunks Explored:	585675	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Forget about real-life volcanoes, come join our Minecraft server where you can witness epic volcano eruptions every hour on the hour! Watch as lava spews everywhere and try not to get burned to a crisp while you build your dream base right next to the fiery action. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos right at your fingertips? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge of a volcano without any of the actual danger!