BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP, male anatomy, male body image, male body language, male communication, male emotions, male fertility, male grooming, male hormones, male hygiene, male insecurities, male mental health, male physical appearance, male physiology, male reproductive system, male self-esteem, male sexual desires, male sexual health, male sexuality, male vulnerability, mens health

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Animals Bred:	74	Void Gems Collected:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

bedrock, Builds, Difficulty, Donations, donator perks, ExeosCraft, Experience, Fairness, Fight, Fun, Giveaways, Hate Speech, java, Join, Journey, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Map, MCMMO, Purrfectly, RAINBOW, Riches, rules, Server, smp, Time, Updates, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

🌟 Why Choose Us?

Stability	Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win	Fairness for all players is our promise.
Giving Back	Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity	Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins	Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
Cross-Platform	Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

🌐 Our Features:

Permanent World	All builds are kept forever
Level-Up System	All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
Pets	Train a pet to assist you in a fight
Land Claim	Protect all your precious builds
McMMO	Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
Strong Economy	Thriving player economy
Leaderboards	Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
Hard Difficulty	Difficulty for the server set to Hard
Player-Driven Updates	Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, combat system, crime drama, Exploration, immersive gameplay, Japanese culture, long tail tags: Yakuza series, Minecraft, Mini Games, Movie, movie games, night, open world, organized crime, sega, Server, side quests, storytelling, video games, yakuza, Yakuza characters., Yakuza franchise, yakuza gameplay, Yakuza Games, Yakuza storyline

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Yakuza themselves! That’s right, you’ll be building and crafting alongside the most notorious crime syndicate in Japan. Need protection from griefers? The Yakuza have got your back. Want to participate in high-stakes diamond heists? The Yakuza can make it happen. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired Yakuza boss who now spends his days building pixel art and organizing underground PvP tournaments. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP

Girls, Minecraft, ROPES, Shooting, smp

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	166	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the girls are skilled in shooting ropes? Look no further, because our ladies are pros at slinging those ropes like Spider-Man on steroids!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – they’re running the black market trade in enchanted diamonds.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of TNT? Or challenge a chicken to a dance-off for the title of server king? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared to dodge flying ropes and exploding llamas along the way!

BlockAddict Minecraft SMP

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction intervention, addiction recovery, addiction recovery center, addiction recovery community, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery program, addiction recovery resources, addiction recovery support, addiction rehabilitation, addiction relapse, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, addictive behavior, BlockAddict, mental health, Minecraft, Quitting, smp, substance abuse, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ores Mined:	2741
Zombie Dances:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Votes:	8365
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is the “hardest to quit” addiction you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting against the cows, and the creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploding Terrors”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear, guarded by a group of mischievous villagers who challenge you to a dance-off to gain access.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride of epic proportions that will have you saying goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelPotion

Consistency, daily habits, daily routine, goal-setting, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, personal development, PixelPotion, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, routine changes, self improvement, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Runes Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle like a true warrior.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer? Rumor has it that this mysterious player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to see this epic showdown for yourself? Join our server now!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict Resolution, employees, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, international law, investigation, massacre, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Oct 7, palestinian refugees, Report, Server, UN, united nations, United Nations Relief and Works Agency, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6242	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ores Mined:	7442
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	4283

haha so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about all this crazy stuff happening in the world? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just have a good time building stuff and blowing things up!

we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!

join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

Admiral Kuznetsov, aircraft carrier, Black sea, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kuznetsovs, Military, naval forces, Navy, Politics, russia, russian military, Sailors, soldiers, Stand, The Kremlin, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Cats, Cool, custom modded, DefinitelyCompletelyLegit, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Fabric Modpacks, HermitcraftAdjacent, Images, java, Ledger, Magic, North America, pokemon channel, Private ticket system, Running, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Updates, Vanilla, vault hunters, voice chat

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Season 12 Start Date	August 2nd
Server Members	350 (550 total members)

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
…we also have a Pokemon channel :3

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

Applications can be submitted through our Discord server by following the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the server focus?

The server focuses on creating a community environment where interactions between members are the main focus. The goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are Mini Seasons?

Mini seasons are custom modded seasons that bridge the gap between main seasons. They typically last around a month and can feature different themes and modpacks.

Is Discord required to join the server?

Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. The application process is completed within the Discord server.

Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server

ammunition, battle, blocky, Conflict, courage, determination, german army, Heroic last stand in history., heroism, History, Insurgency, Jews, Long tail: Jewish resistance in WWII, Minecraft, resistance, sacrifice, Server, Siege, strategy, Survival, uprising, Victory, Warsaw, Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, Warsaw Uprising, weapons, WWII, WWII battles and tactics

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	5950
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience the epic tale of 200 brave Jews who took on the entire German Army armed with only six pistols and some string.

Witness as they outsmarted the enemy with their cunning tactics, like tripping soldiers with their string and cutting bullets in half when they ran out of ammo. It was a showdown for the ages, and now you can relive it in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such a wild and wacky story come to life in blocky form? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Iyo Bros Minecraft SMP

being made fun of, bros, bullying, Community, coping strategies, cyber attacks, cyberbullying, Hogwheels, internet culture, Iyo, IYOBROS, mental health, Minecraft, multiple threads, online forums, online harassment, online reputation, online safety, smp, social media, solidarity, standing up, Support, trolling

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Holy Grails Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of getting roasted in multiple threads by those pesky hogwheels? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be to show those hogwheels who’s boss! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those mean threads. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pig resides in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest of players. So come on, join us and let’s show those hogwheels what we’re made of!

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