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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9139 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Animals Bred: | 74 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 356 |
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So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.