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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 498 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 1302 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
Farms Harvested: | 935 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.
So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!