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ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP

BrosBeforeHoesMinecraftSMP, male anatomy, male body image, male body language, male communication, male emotions, male fertility, male grooming, male hormones, male hygiene, male insecurities, male mental health, male physical appearance, male physiology, male reproductive system, male self-esteem, male sexual desires, male sexual health, male sexuality, male vulnerability, mens health

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer life’s most pressing questions, like “What do women not understand about men’s bodies?” Join us as we delve into the deep, dark mysteries of the male anatomy while building epic structures and battling creepers.

Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

LuxuryCraft: NoGivinUpLuxury

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Buildings Constructed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are scarce and iron is just too common? Join our Minecraft server and indulge in the ultimate luxury of unlimited diamonds and gold! Our server is so opulent, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Plus, our exclusive VIP area is guarded by a dragon that only accepts payment in emeralds. So why settle for mediocrity when you can live like Minecraft royalty on our server? Join now and never go back to peasant servers again!

FloodCraft5000

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

so like, this server is like, totally prepared for a 5,000-year flood. like, vienna ain’t got nothin’ on us, bro. we got our water buckets ready, our boats all set, and even our pigs are trained to swim. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic flood survival team ever. we got strategies, we got skills, we even got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the map. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you survive a flood that only happens once every 5,000 years. you’ll be a legend, a hero, a true minecraft master. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show vienna how it’s done.

BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!

Orc Tales Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	194

Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise a new chapter of your favorite manga every time you log in, because we have a team of dedicated manga artists working around the clock to bring you fresh content. Join us now and never worry about slow release schedules again! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world of endless manga madness!

Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

HammockHogger420

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, cruise, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, hammock, HammockHogger420, leisure, misunderstanding, passive aggressive, Relaxation, resort, sharing, social norms, vacation, vacation behavior, vacation etiquette

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1132
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hammock hogging to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of claiming your spot in the virtual hammock world.

Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.

But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?

CreepyCraft: Spooky Jams

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of listening to unintentionally creepy songs alone? Come join our Minecraft server and jam out to all the spookiest tunes with your fellow players! We’ve got a playlist that will make your hair stand on end and your creepometer go off the charts. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen to these songs while playing on our server, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to summon ghostly mobs or turn into a zombie pigman. Don’t miss out on the musical madness, join us now!

SaharaCraft: Green Oasis 🌿🌵

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	696

This server is like the Sahara desert turning green, but instead of plants, we have diamonds growing out of the sand! Join us for a chance to witness this miraculous phenomenon and mine your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs water when you have diamonds, am I right? Come join the fun and experience the magic of our Minecraft server!

Shorty City Craft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mines Excavated:	2764
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being shortsighted in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your shortsightedness forever!

Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.

And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!

Streamer’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Runes Activated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute streamers that will make you question reality itself! Join us as we discuss these streamers in the weirdest and creepiest ways possible – you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!