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Blocky Bros: Height, Weight, & Sexiness

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Buildings Constructed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Join our epic Minecraft server where the male characters are sexy and formidable! We have conducted studies that show men on our server have gained height and weight at double the rate of women, making them absolute units in the game. This increased sexual size dimorphism gives them an advantage in attracting female characters and dominating in physical competitions with other players. So come join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled adventure!

PermaNEET Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Crops Grown:	8242
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Items Found:	2218	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Are you tired of being a permaNEET in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual NEET superstar! No one will judge you for being lazy here – in fact, we encourage it! Build your dream NEET palace, complete with a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Who needs a job when you can be the king of your own virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to the real world forever!

Better Apocalypse Now Than The Godfathers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the apocalypse on steroids! Forget about the Godfathers, we’ve got drama, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutant creepers, zombie pigmen, and killer rabbits. Our community is like a dysfunctional family where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where we ride pigs off cliffs for fun. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see why apocalypse now is definitely better than the Godfathers.

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	7494	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Emeralds Found:	9897
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we encourage all players to let their girlfriends start anonymous OnlyFans accounts to make some extra diamonds! Who needs strip mining when you can just strip for diamonds instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a top subscriber, so you never know who might be watching! Join now for a wild and scandalous adventure unlike any other!

Lelouch vi Britannia Minecraft SMP Commander

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crops Grown:	3852	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	401987
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, throw it back with our crazy SMP where anything goes! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer and Sally the Ender Dragon Tamer. So why wait? Join us and throw it back to the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Silesian’s Coal Mine Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of spending your days toiling away in a boring coal mine? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can spend your hard-earned coal money in our fabulous shopping malls located right next to our coal-powered power plants! Who needs diamonds when you can have coal-powered bling, amirite? Join us on Sovl and live your best coal-filled life! Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to steal your coal stash, they’re always causing trouble around here.

Based Nazi Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Towns Built:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is run by the most based Nazi you’ll ever meet in Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our fearless leader will guide you through the world of Minecraft like no other, with his unique blend of humor, creativity, and a touch of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of evil llamas. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with our based Nazi in charge, anything can happen!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3923	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where VTubers run wild without any rules or regulations? Look no further! Our server is cracking down on VTubing with our outrageous government legislation proposal.

Join us if you want to witness VTubers being forced to wear ridiculous costumes, like a giant banana suit or a chicken costume, while streaming. You’ll never know what to expect next!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground VTuber fight club where VTubers battle it out for virtual supremacy. Will your favorite VTuber come out on top or will they be banished to the depths of the server forever?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where VTubers are controlled and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Coneo Sur General + Friends Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – hilo anime! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Now, our server is filled with flying pigs and unicorns soaring through the sky, causing mayhem and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to play hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world, filled with laughter and surprises at every turn, then hilo anime is the place for you. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Kratos Slayer Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can battle it out with Kratos himself! That’s right, the legendary God of War is roaming around our world, waiting for a worthy opponent to take him down. Will you be the one to claim victory and earn the title of Kratos Slayer? Join now and test your skills against the ultimate boss battle!

Haachama SMP World – 赤井はあと/はあちゃま

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Towns Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Buildings Constructed:	47

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our unmedicated beard edition SMP! Join us for wild adventures, crazy shenanigans, and epic battles with the most outrageous players you’ll ever meet.

Our server is home to the legendary Girl with pink hair, the mysterious Haachama Dark Web, and the infamous ブタサンダー【Cover】. You never know what kind of madness will unfold next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored for a second!

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a Ban RTA live in action! Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our SMP today and become a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community out there!