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ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	82	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

All The Men I Know Are Vindictive Pieces Of Shit Minecraft SMP

anger issues, BETRAYAL, Emotional Abuse, Male aggression, male behavior, male entitlement, male privilege, male toxicity, Manipulation, Men, Minecraft, negative experiences, Pieces, pieces of shit, relationships, Shit, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, toxic traits, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics, vindictive

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ores Mined:	4875

Are you tired of dealing with vindictive pieces of shit in real life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only vindictive pieces of shit you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget about all those real-life jerks. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use diamonds for armor or tools.

Simpy Men Minecraft SMP

emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male emotions, male empowerment, male identity, male strength, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, simpy, simpy men, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability, weak men

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Votes:	4143
Dragon Eggs Found:	3538	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

annoying habits, bathroom etiquette, DISRESPECTFUL, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, inconsiderate, male behavior, male incompetence, male stupidity, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men’s behavior, mens issues, Minecraft, Monsters, Pathetic, retarded, Server, stupid, toilet etiquette, toilet seat, uncivilized

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	745	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Tired of dealing with toilet seat drama in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds without falling into lava! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the real world, where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky toilet seat issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of toilet etiquette. Join us and experience a world where men are the ones who have to worry about putting the seat down!

ManlyStareCraft

Assertiveness, Body language, Communication, Confrontation, cultural expectations, discomfort, gender dynamics, intimidation, male behavior, male gaze, ManlyStareCraft, Masculinity, nonverbal cues, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-confidence, social cues, social interactions, societal norms

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Items Found:	7311	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of creepers staring at you in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our server and show them who’s boss! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and challenges that will make you forget all about those awkward stares. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers that allow you to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and ride on the back of a flying pig. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky virtual stares!

BlockBroCode

BlockBroCode, bro code, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gentlemanly conduct, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male culture, male etiquette, man code, manly behavior, masculine behavior, Masculinity, Men, social norms, societal expectations, traditional values, unwritten code, unwritten laws, unwritten rules

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out the unwritten code of the bros! We have secret handshakes, exclusive dance parties, and even a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to summon a pet dragon to do your bidding. So come on, join us and unlock the mysteries of the bro code in Minecraft!

BestieBoys Minecraft Server

abandonment, Apology, BestieBoys, Communication, comparison, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, Emotional support, feelings, female friendship, friendship, hospitalization, hurt feelings, Jealousy, love interest, loyalty, male behavior, Minecraft, past experiences, Priorities, Server, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a block of diamond! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like the time my friend’s love interest got jealous of me.

Experience the thrill of being left on read while in the hospital, only to receive a cold-assed text about someone else’s relationship drama. Will you make the mistake of comparing your friend to other men and unleash their wrath?

Join now for the ultimate test of friendship, loyalty, and the ability to navigate through the chaos of love triangles in a blocky world. Who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server?

PeePhoneCraft

bathroom habits, changing behaviors, comfort, convenience, cultural shift, habits, hygiene, invention, Lifestyle, male behavior, Men, modern society, Pee, PeePhoneCraft, restroom etiquette, sitting down, Smartphone, societal norms, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS TEACH YOU HOW TO BUILD EPIC SAND CASTLES!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME THE RICHEST MINECRAFTER IN THE WORLD, WITH A MANSION MADE ENTIRELY OF GOLD BLOCKS AND A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT FARTS RAINBOWS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN SITTING DOWN TO PEE WHILE SCROLLING THROUGH YOUR PHONE!

Subs and Studs Minecraft Server

female empowerment, female perspective, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, influencer culture, male behavior, male subscribers, Minecraft, online communities, online content creators, Online platforms, relationships, Server, social commentary, social media influence, societal expectations, studs, SUBS, subscriber dynamics, subscriber relationships, women’s opinions

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Potions Brewed:	190
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the women are fierce and the men are… well, let’s just say they’re not the brightest torch in the cave. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, creeper explosions, and zombie dance parties! Our female players are not your average gamers – they’re like goddesses ruling over their pixelated kingdom with style and sass.

And as for the males who sub to them? Let’s just say they’re in for a treat. These women will make you work for their approval, whether it’s building them a golden palace or hunting down rare ender dragons. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now and see what these women really think about the males who sub to them. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Minecraft Mayhem with the Gosling Bros!

accident, Actor, bros, Caroline Bullock, celebrity news, Entertainment, face injury, facial injury, facial reconstruction, facial surgery, facial trauma, film industry, Gosling, Gosling Bros, gossip, Hollywood, MAYHEM, Minecraft, plastic surgery, Rumors, ryan gosling, tabloid, Tom Cruise, Zac Efron

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	501358
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Ryan Gosling’s face couldn’t handle it. Rumor has it, Tom Cruise, Zac Efron, and even Caroline Bullock all tried to join but couldn’t handle the craziness. Join us if you dare, but be prepared to have your mind blown (and maybe your face messed up too)!

NikkeCraft: The Ultimate General Server #2194

Active Codes, anniversary codes, co-op, Costume Passes, crown, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Game Download, general, General Info, Kilo, Modernia, NikkeCraft, Optimization, ROSANNA, Server, snow white, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Ultimate, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	61	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	502

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low in excitement.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events like THE LAST KINGDOM where you can battle it out for glory and loot. And don’t miss out on our Full Burst Day weekends where things get so intense, your pickaxe might just explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit, Kilo, is so OP that even Herobrine is shaking in his boots. And if you’re feeling fancy, grab a costume pass like Rosanna’s Ms. Dangerous outfit and slay those mobs in style.

And let’s not forget about our upcoming events like the Solo Raid: Indivilia where you can show off your skills and Co-Op missions where teamwork makes the dream work.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen trying to photobomb your epic loot screenshots. Let’s get crafting, baby!

RoboLoveCraft: Where fembots swipe right on pixels!

biologically, blax, bonus points, brunette, Chat, cute, Discord, e dating, edate, fembot, fembots, ghosting, interested, Kids, long term, man-ass, pixels, Preferences, racist, relationship, RoboLoveCraft, swipe, transphobic

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchantments Applied:	292	Void Gems Collected:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Star Shards Collected:	114

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got cute fembots looking for e-dates, so if you’re looking for a long-term relationship, this is the place to be. And don’t worry, we have strict rules – no trans or blax allowed (we’re not racist, just picky). Bonus points if you’re a brunette, because who doesn’t love a brunette, am I right? Join us now and let the e-dating adventures begin! Just hop on our Discord at bruhmst. with the period and let the fun times roll!

BlockyConfessions: No Shame Minecraft Server

Admit, Anime, BlockyConfessions, confession, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fandom, Guilty, guilty pleasure, Lolicon, love, Minecraft, not ashamed, Obsession, Passion, Proud, secret, Server, shame, Shameless, Show, television, Unashamed

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	129	Villages Defended:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9505
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!

DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

#endgoal, alienation, Attention, Audience, Confused, DerpyCraft, disappear, Disappointed, ENGAGEMENT, Failure, fanbase, income, influencer, Job, Marketing, MONEY, Relevance, RETURN, socialmedia, strategy, Views

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

agriculture, biology, commie questline, CommunistCraft, crops, genetic manipulation, genetics, grow, History, JOKE, Lysenko, Lysenkos, Marxism, Propaganda, pseudoscience, Science, scientific fraud, Soviet agriculture, Soviet history, Soviet propaganda, Soviet science, soviet union, STALIN, STRONG, turnips

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Runes Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3251	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crops Grown:	3393
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

#youtube, blocky, brawls, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, competitive, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Important Combos, jargon, Moves, notation, Steam, Store, strategy, Tekken, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology, Tips, Tricks

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by the tears of defeated creepers, making it the most powerful and explosive server in existence. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle Ender Dragons while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust me, it’s clucking awesome. 3. Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with just a flick of their wands. 4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. 5. If you join our server, you’ll automatically gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and breathe underwater like a mermaid. Who needs potions when you have magical server powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
New Chunks Explored:	916995	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

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