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  • CryCraft: No More Tears

    CryCraft: No More Tears
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 9150
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Star Shards Collected: 83
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 23
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your roommate’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

    Just like your roommate, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a sobbing session in the living room or a heated argument over who stole the diamonds.

    But don’t worry, we’ll always be here to cheer you up and make you feel better, just like you did for your roommate. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own religious bf who will try to keep you from coming over for some steamy Minecraft sessions.

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want a taste of the chaotic life, join us now! Just remember, no crying on the couch if you lose all your loot.

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  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 144
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Join our server where you won’t have to worry about anyone trying to steal your diamonds or cheat their way to the top! Unlike the sister in this story, our players are all about teamwork and building a strong community.

    We promise that you won’t encounter any bops or backstabbers on our server – just friendly players who are ready to explore, create, and have a great time together. Plus, our server is so awesome that even if someone does try to cause drama, our moderators will swoop in and shut it down faster than you can say “creeper!”

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unlike inviting that shady sister on a weekend trip!

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  • EgirlHunter69 – Minecraft SMP Edition

    EgirlHunter69 – Minecraft SMP Edition
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 568
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 70
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we have egirls who are so ugly that they get bullied in real life! But don’t worry, they’re still looking for male attention, so you might have a chance with some loser who is into mentally ill girls. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs normies when you can have a server full of unique characters like these?

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  • RoboBaeCraft: Where AI GFs are the real threat to women

    RoboBaeCraft: Where AI GFs are the real threat to women
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 1252
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the dangerous world of Minecraft, where alliances are formed and friendships are tested. But that’s not all – we have a secret weapon that will change the game forever!

    Once you join our server, you will be part of a groundbreaking experiment that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Our technology will shake the very foundations of the gaming world, forcing players to rethink their strategies and adapt to survive.

    But beware, this new technology poses a threat to the female species like never before. Women will have to fight for male attention like never before, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will you adapt and thrive, or will you be left behind to DIE out?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • Botan’s Blocky Hunt

    Botan’s Blocky Hunt
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 7740
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 230

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

    Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 8016
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Falling into the Void: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

    CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 2198
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Zombie Dances: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    > Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

    > Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

    > Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

    > Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

    > Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

    > They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

    > In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

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  • Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

    Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 5593
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

    Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 3936
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Potions Brewed: 60
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 389
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 73 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

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  • Haters Gonna Craft

    Haters Gonna Craft
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 9976
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

    Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 4577
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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  • Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

    Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 8123
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 185 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 103 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

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  • Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

    Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 6905
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Enchantments Applied: 149
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

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  • LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

    LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 2693
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Emeralds Found: 7003
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

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