Maldives MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

VacayVillains

family vacation, non-refundable, well off, Maldives, financial responsibility

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family vacations gone wrong! We promise no one will back out last minute claiming their visa was declined (unless they’re zombies trying to invade our pixelated world, in which case, good luck getting a visa).

Explore our virtual Maldives villa, where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect sandcastle. And if someone tries to demand their money back for not showing up, just block them from your realm and move on with your blocky life.

Don’t let your family pressure you into covering the costs of their Minecraft adventures – on our server, everyone pays their fair share in diamonds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

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PreggoCraft – DitchingTrips

decision, Doctor, cost, advice, refundable

Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t involve risking your unborn child to Zika virus? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual fun in a world where the only thing you’ll be birthing is your creativity. Plus, no need to worry about non-refundable hotel rooms or plane tickets – just log on and let the fun begin! Who needs the Maldives when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you?

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MagicMaldivesCraft

President Muizzu, Dark Arts, crime, Maldivian government, Corruption

join our minecraft server and become a wizard like the maldives minister who got arrested for doin black magic on the president! cast spells, summon dragons, and turn your enemies into chickens! who needs politics when you can rule your own kingdom in minecraft land? come join us and let the magic begin!

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CraftyBlockz: No Passport Required!

required, passport, travel restrictions, tourism, passport regulations

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the maldives banning israelis! we got so much chaos, you’ll forget all about passports and bans and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the palestinian passport holders hang out and plot world domination. join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like this news story! let’s build, mine, and conquer together in the craziest server you’ll ever find. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Blocky Suicide Squad

18. self-harm, 1. killing, 7. dark thoughts, 2. blowing my brains out, 10. emotional turmoil

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can kill zombies with your bare hands and then blow up your brain for extra points! It’s a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos at every turn.

Join us if you’re looking for a server where you can defy gravity and ride pigs into battle. Our community is full of crazy players who will stop at nothing to dominate the game and laugh maniacally as they do so.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best way possible.

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Brain Fart Crafters: Where Creativity and Chaos Collide!

Psychological, stimuli, fart, Responses, triggers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest dancing pigs you’ll ever see! These pigs have moves that would make even the most seasoned disco dancer jealous.

2. Rumor has it that there’s a secret hot tub hidden deep within the server. Legend says that anyone who finds it will be granted eternal youth and unlimited diamonds.

3. Our server is also known for its magic mushrooms that give players special powers like flying, super speed, and the ability to speak in only emojis.

4. If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken army that roams the server. These chickens are trained in the art of warfare and will protect you at all costs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

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Yamu’s Yeetland Minecraft Server

online presence, Minecraft, online branding, social media marketing, Twitter account

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where you’ll encounter Yamu Rozenheart, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and hilarious memes, and subscribe to our YouTube channel for epic gameplay videos and tutorials.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasures guarded by dragon-riding llamas, secret dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, and a village where all the villagers speak in beatboxing! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon that grants you unlimited power and bacon sandwiches for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey and become a part of the Yamu Rozenheart Minecraft server community. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you!

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Total Cult Death Minecraft Server

Unity, transformation, success, movement, Impact

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us as we embark on a quest to achieve TOTAL CULTER DEATH – whatever that means!

Our server is filled with INSANE challenges and WACKY adventures that will have you laughing until you cry. Build your own WACKY creations and battle against EPIC monsters that will test your skills to the limit.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a FLYING PIG and battle against an army of evil RAINBOW LLAMAS. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft server today and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even be the one to achieve TOTAL CULTER DEATH!

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Tech vs Right Wing LOLz

4. solar panels, 17. power generation, 13. innovation, 5. energy, lolz

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we LOL at right wings trying to stop the advance of tech! 🤣🚀 Join us and witness the power of renewable energy as most of your energy will come from solar panels in the next several years. And guess what? There’s nothing you can do about it! Say goodbye to coal, it’s dead. Wave goodbye to gas, it’s dying. And nuclear? Well, let’s just say it’s stalled like a noob player trying to navigate a maze. 😂🔥

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DanganCraft: Hope vs. Creepers

Ultimate Summer Camp, Danganronpa General, FANART, official store pages, Download pastebin

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers dance to the beat of our SICK music playlist. 2. We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples – but only those with the dankest memes can find it. 3. Our PvP arena is so intense that players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The mobs on our server are so friendly that they’ll actually help you build your dream house – just watch out for the zombie architects, they tend to get a bit carried away with the cobblestone. 5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to build the most outrageous structures in exchange for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most WILD Minecraft experience of your life!

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