Maldives MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

VacayVillains

family vacation, non-refundable, group travel, family dynamics, declined

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family vacations gone wrong! We promise no one will back out last minute claiming their visa was declined (unless they’re zombies trying to invade our pixelated world, in which case, good luck getting a visa).

Explore our virtual Maldives villa, where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect sandcastle. And if someone tries to demand their money back for not showing up, just block them from your realm and move on with your blocky life.

Don’t let your family pressure you into covering the costs of their Minecraft adventures – on our server, everyone pays their fair share in diamonds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

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PreggoCraft – DitchingTrips

trip, advice, refundable, regret, Zika virus

Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t involve risking your unborn child to Zika virus? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual fun in a world where the only thing you’ll be birthing is your creativity. Plus, no need to worry about non-refundable hotel rooms or plane tickets – just log on and let the fun begin! Who needs the Maldives when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you?

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MagicMaldivesCraft

Minister, Supernatural, Maldivian politics, President Muizzu, Maldives

join our minecraft server and become a wizard like the maldives minister who got arrested for doin black magic on the president! cast spells, summon dragons, and turn your enemies into chickens! who needs politics when you can rule your own kingdom in minecraft land? come join us and let the magic begin!

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CraftyBlockz: No Passport Required!

travel ban, visa restrictions, Palestinian passport holders, Middle East conflict, entry requirements

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the maldives banning israelis! we got so much chaos, you’ll forget all about passports and bans and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the palestinian passport holders hang out and plot world domination. join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like this news story! let’s build, mine, and conquer together in the craziest server you’ll ever find. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Epic Craft Realms 1.21

anime creativity, literature creativity, lack of adaptation, anime industry, literature trends

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a literary wonderland! Forget about the anime industry, we got classic literature up in here that’ll blow your mind!

Imagine playing in a world inspired by Shakespeare, Dickens, and all those other dead writer dudes. It’s like living in a book, but with creepers and zombies trying to kill you!

You won’t find any lack of creative talent here, just a bunch of crazy players building epic structures and battling it out in epic quests. So come on, join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

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DetentionCraft: LapGate LOL

anxiety, autistic, overcrowded, DetentionCraft, LapGate

Are you tired of awkward bus rides and uncomfortable situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you won’t have to worry about random strangers sitting on your lap or getting detention for standing up for yourself. Plus, our virtual world is so spacious, you’ll never have to worry about overcrowding or lack of seats. So come join us and leave all the bus drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing sitting on your lap will be your pet pig!

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ShameCraft: Private to Public

private moments, public embarrassment, taboo habits, Public, secret behaviors

Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our server and let your llama-loving freak flag fly high! We won’t judge you for spending hours perfecting the perfect llama design, we’ll actually encourage it! Plus, we have llama-themed events every week where you can show off your llama-building skills and compete for the title of Llama King (or Queen)!

So come on, don’t be ashamed of your llama obsession any longer. Join our server and let your inner llama artist shine! Who knows, maybe one day your llama masterpiece will be featured in the Minecraft Museum of Llama Art. The possibilities are endless on our llama-tastic server!

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Cinderella’s Booze-Free Server

FANTASY, legal age, Cinderellas, Prohibition, Server

yo, dis server is like if disney’s cinderella went wild and started chuggin’ brewskis in da US! we got crazy parties, pumpkin carriages that turn into diamond blocks, and a whole lotta mice runnin’ around doin’ chores for ya! join dis server if ya wanna see cinderella gettin’ lit and breakin’ all da rules!

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Astrovia MC

LifeSteal, Bases, Custom Plugins, Heart Trading, Resources

Dive into an intense survival multiplayer world where every heart matters. In this unique Lifesteal SMP server, players battle for survival in a ruthless environment where PvP is the ultimate test of skill. Here’s what makes it special:

Steal Hearts: Defeat other players in combat to claim their hearts! The stakes are high—lose all your hearts, and you’re out. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a seamless Lifesteal experience with custom features that enhance gameplay, from heart trading to leaderboards. Form Alliances: Team up with friends or betray them for more hearts. Every decision shapes the server’s dynamic story. Hardcore Survival: Gather resources, build epic bases, and prepare for battles where your life is always on the line. Active Community: Join an ever-growing community of players who love the thrill of competitive survival. Are you ready to test your skills and become the most feared player on the server? Join now and prove yourself in the ultimate battle for survival!

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Eternal Legacy 1.21.1

Loneliness, hopelessness, 1.21.1, ISOLATION, Family issues

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the depressing reality of your life! No need for a wife or kids here, just build your dream world block by block! With no friends in real life, make virtual friends on our server who will never judge you for being a 37-year-old virgin!

Forget about your health problems and job you hate, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Use your useless college degree to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world! Plus, with erectile dysfunction from ssris, you can still experience the thrill of victory in Minecraft!

Don’t worry about buying a house or paying back loans, on our server, you can own multiple properties and never worry about money again! As a white, male, childless player, you’ll get all the welfare you need to live a NEET life in Minecraft!

So, instead of dragging your face through glass in real life, join our server and experience the joy of creativity, community, and endless possibilities! Who needs real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?

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