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UnluckyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you up? Well, on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you diamonds instead of blowing you up! It’s like a reverse psychology kind of thing, you never know what to expect!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have a secret recipe for the best bacon you’ve ever tasted. And don’t even get me started on the dancing chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what crazy adventures await you!

BlockBusterNoMore

BlockBusterNoMore, counseling, determination, discipline, Exercise, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, Long-term goals, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming addiction, porn addiction, quitting porn, Recovery, self improvement, self-control, success stories, support system, Therapy, Willpower

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of spending hours in the virtual world of porn? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our server is so addicting that you won’t even have time to think about porn. Plus, our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and hunks that will make you forget all about those boring videos. So say goodbye to your porn addiction and hello to a whole new addiction – Minecraft!

RussophobesRUs Minecraft Server

Brussels, chief diplomat, Conflict, criticism, diplomatic relations, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Josep Borrell, Kremlin, Minecraft, Moscow, new leadership, Politics, russia, RussophobesRUs, Russophobic, Sergey Lavrov, Server, Tensions, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

So, like, u know how there’s this new EU chief diplomat who’s, like, totally russophobic or whatever? Well, our Minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! We’re all about spreading love and peace, man. Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms and lots of virtual hugs.

Plus, we have this crazy story about how our server was actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped llamas as gods. Legend has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Sounds pretty epic, right?

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie dance battles, creeper karaoke, and skeleton DJs spinning sick beats. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re tired of all the russophobic drama in the EU and just wanna chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server. We promise you won’t regret it. Peace out, y’all!

CrimeaCraft: US vs Russia

aggression, blame game, Conflict, Crimea, Crimea crisis, CrimeaCraft, deaths, diplomatic fallout, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military intervention, political tension, power struggle, response, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, US

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Votes:	3664
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even russia is getting involved. they blame the US for some deaths in crimea and are like “we gonna respond by joining this epic minecraft server!” like, can you even imagine?

join us for some crazy pvp battles where you can blame other countries for your losses and vow epic responses by building giant monuments in their honor.

we’ve got custom plugins that make the game even more insane, like exploding sheep that rain down from the sky and turn everything into chaos.

come join the fun and be a part of this international drama that is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

EndlessLeftTurns

90 degrees, assumption, Communication, Decision making, Direction, Driving, EndlessLeftTurns, following directions, following orders, Instructions, left turn, misunderstanding, navigation, obeying commands, orientation, road signs, spatial awareness, stop turning, traffic rules, turn left, Turning

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Star Shards Collected:	95	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	6735
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Votes:	7844
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

join dis server if u want to experience da ultimate adventure of never ending left turns! we got u covered with non-stop left turnin action, cuz who needs to go straight anyways? our server is like a never-ending maze of left turns, where u never know when to stop! it’s like a never-ending cycle of confusion and fun, cuz who needs directions when u can just keep turnin left? come join us and see how long u can last in our crazy world of left turns! just remember, left is always right on our server!

Unextraordinary SMP: The Not-So-Vanilla, Definitely-Not-Hermitcraft-like, No-Whitelist Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Name:	Ordinary SMP
Type:	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Player Base:	Diverse player base from around the world
Features:	– Simple Voicechat for communication – Active community with over 100 members on Discord – Three weeks old SMP
Join Us:	Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q:	Is the server modded?
A:	No, the server is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any mods.
Q:	How can I join the server?
A:	You can join by submitting an application on our Discord server and getting whitelisted.
Q:	Is there a voice chat available?
A:	Yes, we have a simple voice chat feature for communication in the SMP.
Q:	Can I give feedback and suggestions for the server?
A:	Yes, we encourage players to give us feedback and suggestions to improve the server.

LawnMowerCraft Server

gardening, LANDSCAPING, lawn care, lawn care advice, lawn care equipment, lawn care hacks, lawn care maintenance, lawn care routine, lawn care schedule, lawn care services, lawn care techniques, lawn care tips, lawn maintenance, lawn mowing tips, LawnMowerCraft, mowing the lawn, outdoor activities, outdoor chores, Server, time-consuming tasks., two hours, yard work

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3037	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of spending two whole hours mowing your lawn when you could be building epic structures in Minecraft instead? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the mundane task of yard work! Join us and never worry about grass again – unless you’re using it to decorate your pixelated mansion, of course. Who needs a perfectly manicured lawn when you can have a virtual paradise in our Minecraft world? Say goodbye to grass stains and hello to blocky adventures!

Xenocraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Farms Harvested:	999
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you team Rex or team Shulk? Choose wisely, because on our Minecraft server, your choice will determine your fate! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove your loyalty to your favorite Xenoblade Chronicles character.

FAQs: – Check out our Xenoblade Chronicles Google Doc for all the insider info on the game (based off the old version, because we’re old school like that). – Need more Xenoblade X or Xenoblade 2 content? We got you covered with our handy Pastebins. – Dive deep into the world of Xenogears with our Perfect Works translation – it’s like a treasure trove of Xenoblade goodness. – Keep track of all things Xenoblade 3 with our handy checklist – because you never know when a new game might drop! – And if you’re a true Xenoblade fan, don’t miss out on our translated official supplements and unofficial fan sites – they’re a goldmine of Xenoblade lore.

But wait, there’s more! Eunie is getting a figma, Mio figure is finally colored, and the excitement is off the charts on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Xenoblade madness begin! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret to defeating the ultimate boss – the dreaded Creeper King!

Fe-male Minecraft Server

comic books, diversity in comics, equality in media, Fe-male, female, Female Characters, female empowerment, female empowerment in media, female representation, female superheroes, female superheroes in media, feminist perspective, gender bias, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, iron man, Iron-man vs Fe-male, Marvel, Minecraft, Server, SuperHero

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6321	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Farms Harvested:	950	Dimension Hops:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Iron-man rules the land! Forget about traditional gender roles, on this server, everyone is encouraged to embrace their inner superhero.

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where Iron-man himself will swoop in to save the day with his trusty red and gold armor. But watch out for Fe-male, the fierce warrior who will stop at nothing to protect her fellow players.

Explore our custom-built Iron-man themed world, complete with skyscrapers made entirely out of iron blocks and a secret underground lair where Tony Stark himself hangs out. Don’t forget to try out our Iron-man inspired mini-games, like flying through obstacle courses with your very own jetpack.

So why settle for just being a regular player on any old Minecraft server when you could be a superhero on ours? Join today and unleash your inner Iron-man (or Fe-male) for a gaming experience like no other!

PresiConvictCraft

civil rights, constitution, criminal justice system, criminal records, Democracy, disenfranchisement, eligibility, felon rights, Felons, Laws, Legal System, political participation, political rights, PresiConvictCraft, president, presidential candidates, presidential elections, Rehabilitation, voting eligibility, voting restrictions, voting rights

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and questionable decisions!

On our server, felons not only can run for President, but they are also the only ones allowed to vote! That’s right, we like to keep things interesting and shake up the status quo. Who knows, maybe the next President will be a creeper in disguise!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft universe!