Malchemy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyWarfareSG

China, Conflict, CraftyWarfareSG, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, Global, international relations, leadership, Military, pm, Politics, relations, SECURITY, Singapore, singapore news, Southeast Asia, third world war, US, Warning, world news

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant monuments to peace and friendship to stop the “third world war” between US and China! we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s a wild ride! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and prevent a global catastrophe, join us now!

20 Years From 01/23/45

012345, 20 year anniversary, 20 years, 2045, 20th anniversary, anniversary celebration, anniversary date, calendar date, commemoration, date marking, date stamp, historical date, historical milestone, Important milestone, January 23, memorable date, milestone, significant event, significant moment, special occasion, Years

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9305	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Yo yo yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? We are like, exactly 20 years from a 012345 (01/23/45) date stamp. Why is that important, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, time moves backwards! That’s right, you can literally go back in time and relive all your favorite moments from the past.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party! You can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. See you on the flip side, my fellow time travelers!

Monkey Madness Mine

adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal physiology, capuchin monkeys, climate change impact, data analysis, drought resilience, environmental stress, hormone levels, madness, MONKEY, natural selection, primate research, research, resilience in nature, scientific discovery, stress response, Survival, University of Michigan, wild primates, wildlife conservation, wildlife study

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ores Mined:	3786	Crops Grown:	6712
Players Killed by Monsters:	4633	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so lit, even capuchin monkeys are playing on it!

These monkeys are so hardcore, they’re facing droughts and still thriving like champs. They’re showing us how to handle stress like pros, just like you’ll learn on our server. Join us and you’ll be as cool as a capuchin monkey, swinging through the trees and dominating the game.

Our server is the place to be for all you wild primates out there. So come on, join us and let’s show those other servers who’s boss! Let’s get wild and crazy together, just like those awesome capuchin monkeys. See you there, gamers!

Pixel Kingdoms 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult themes, Anime, cheerleaders, Fan Service, FANTASY, feminine characters, folklore, futuristic setting, historical fiction, History, Kingdoms, Manga, mature content, Mythology, PIXEL, reccomendations, Schoolgirls, Sci Fi, seinen, strong female leads, Traditional Culture, women being feminine

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a mix of all your favorite things but in blocky pixel form!

We got women being feminine, folklore creatures running around, some seinen vibes for the mature players, and even sci-fi elements to blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! We also throw in some historical references, fan service for all you thirsty gamers, and even cheerleaders and schoolgirls for that extra dose of fun.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a crazy mashup of all the best things in life, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!

CraftyNetCashGrab

$20/month, AITAH, barely used, cheap internet, CraftyNetCashGrab, different company, expensive internet, going out to eat, Grandfathered price, gullible, Hiking, hobbies, homebody, mail, not wanting to pay, offer, roommate, SIGNED UP, sitting at home, Working

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of your roommates making decisions without consulting you first? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a peaceful haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about roommates raising your internet bill. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes glitter and rainbows. Join now for a chance to befriend this sparkly specter and become the envy of all your friends!

CraftyCopStop

AUTHORITY, citation, compliance, Confrontation, consequences, Conversation, cooperation, CraftyCopStop, Interaction, law enforcement, legal rights, police officer, professional demeanor, respectful communication, traffic laws, traffic safety, traffic stop, traffic ticket, traffic violation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Emeralds Found:	2416	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of getting pulled over by boring old cops in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only traffic stops you’ll encounter are when a creeper decides to blow up your minecart! Say whatever you want to our pixelated police officers, they won’t give you a ticket, they’ll just drop some diamonds at your feet as a bribe! So come on down and experience the thrill of evading the law in a world made of blocks!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

autos, Business, Canadian oil, CraftyTrump, economic policy, Economy, ENERGY, environmental impact, Exports, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Lumber, Minecraft, Natural resources, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states, world economic forum

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3373
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so, liek, dis minecraft server is, liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? u gotta join cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees n pigs flyin around wearin top hats. u can ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens, it’s epic, bro. also, rumor has it dat if u find da secret cave, u can unlock da power to turn into a dragon n breathe fire on all ur enemies. so, why u still readin dis? join now n live ur best minecraft life, fam.

PsychoCraft: China’s Troublemakers

activism, authoritarian regime, Censorship, China, Chinas, civil liberties, dissenting views, forced confinement, freedom of speech, government oppression, human rights abuses, human rights violations, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, political activism, political dissidents, political prisoners, political repression, psychiatric hospitals, PsychoCraft, social control, troublemakers

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchantments Applied:	68	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

so like, u ever been on a minecraft server where u can build ur own psych ward for dissenters? well, this server is just like that! join us and help us round up all the troublemakers and force them into psychiatric hospitals in china! it’s a wild ride full of crazy builds and even crazier players. come join us and be a part of the madness!

Plastic Block Party

BLOCK, bloodstream, cell obstruction, cerebral thrombosis, environmental contamination, environmental health, health risks, human health, Mice, microplastic particles, microplastics, neurobehavioral abnormalities, Organs, Party, physiology, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution effects, Pollution impact, tissues, toxicology

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	708	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

come join our minecraft server and escape the microplastics madness! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. forget about cerebral thrombosis, on our server, the only thing blocking your brain cells is the sheer awesomeness of our builds.

we have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses. you can ride a llama through a rainbow portal to a land filled with candy cane trees and marshmallow rivers.

don’t worry about neurobehavioral abnormalities here, because our server is like a virtual spa for your brain. the only thing disrupting your physiology will be the pure joy of playing on our server. so come on over and join us, where the only thing in your bloodstream will be pure minecraft magic!

Tectonic

Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, Friendly, grief-free, in-game economy, Land Claims, New server, Playershops, Playerwarps, Pyrofishing, Ranking system, Ranks, Resource World, server direct, Server java, silk touch, Tectonic, Vanilla, voteparties

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Zombie Dances:	2

Tectonic Minecraft Server

Features
Custom enchants (Vein miner, telepathy, replanter, …)
Pyrofishing plugin
Silk touch spawners
In-game economy
Crates / Voteparties / Ranks
In-game ranking system (free)
Resource world / main world
Playerwarps & playershops
Land claims

If you’re interested in joining our server, make sure to join our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Server Java: Tectonic.lol

Server Bedrock: 170.205.25.216:25565

The community hopes to see you real soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have a kind community with no griefers.
How do I join the server?	You can join using the server IP provided above or through our Discord for more information.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, we have custom enchants, Pyrofishing, silk touch spawners, and more.