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CraftyKidsRescue187
come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue children from evil islamic groups like the malaysian police! we have saved 187 kids so far and we need YOUR help to save more! join us for epic adventures and crazy missions to take down the bad guys! build your own base and protect the innocent with us! together, we can make a difference in the world of minecraft! join now and be a hero! -
CraftyKidsRescueMalaysia
LOL come join our server cuz we got more action than Malaysia bustin’ child abusers! we ain’t savin’ minors, we savin’ blocks from creepers! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon be shakin’ in his boots! join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and let’s build a world where the only thing gettin’ arrested is your boredom! -
CraftyCops Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and escape the craziness of the real world by diving into a virtual world where anything is possible!We got police rescuing 402 children from sex abuse allegations at Islamic welfare homes in Malaysia! Like, who even knew that was a thing in Minecraft, amirite? But hey, we like to keep things interesting and totally unpredictable here.
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyCops: SummoningScandals
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like the Malaysian police of Minecraft servers, summoning all the cool kids to come play! we got more evidence of epic child sex abuse… i mean, not real abuse, just like, abuse of the game, ya know? so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like summoning an Islamic firm to a party! let’s get this party started, woohoo! -
CraftyKidsMC: UNICEF’s Nightmare
join our epic minecraft server where we build a world so awesome even UNICEF would be shooketh. imagine a land where children rule and build their own empires, creating a utopia of blocky goodness. we’ve got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s a wild ride of unimaginable horror and mass child abuse… wait, scratch that last part. but seriously, join us for some crazy fun and let your inner child run wild in our pixelated paradise. -
LIPO SMP
Survival server with a unique twist, available on both Java and Bedrock! Dive into a world where you can PvP, earn money, AFK, new fishing mechanics and a lot more to come all in one place. Unlike any other Malaysian Minecraft server, this one is designed to foster a friendly community and help you make new friends. Expect casual updates and fresh content from time to time, ensuring there’s always something new to explore!
play.liposmp.xyz:27237
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SarawakCraft: No Oil for You!
omg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, imagine if china and malaysia were fighting over oil in minecraft, that would be so crazy right? well guess what, that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! u can be part of the epic battle for oil-rich waters off sarawak, it’s like a real-life drama but in minecraft! join now and be a part of the chaos, it’s gonna be so much fun! #minecraftdrama #oilwars #sarawakshowdown -
GazaCraft: No Need to Lecture!
LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in Gaza! Malaysian PM Anwar said it’s da bomb, so you know it’s legit! We don’t need no lectures on democracy or human rights, we just wanna have fun and blow stuff up! Join now and let’s show the West how we do it in da Islamic world! #GazaGang #SandCastleSquad #AnwarApproved -
BRICSCraft: Anwar’s Request
so, like, this server is, like, totally bananas, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got Malaysian Prime Minister Anwar playing with us, and he’s all like, “We have sent a request to join the BRICS” and we’re all like, woah, that’s so cool, dude.come join us and be part of this epic adventure where we build crazy stuff and have epic battles with giant chickens and flying pigs.
plus, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a team of ninja turtles.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky Minecraft world.
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CraftyMissileDowner
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE IT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION IN A TNT FACTORY!WE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN HEROBRIAN’S SECRET STASH AND MORE REDSTONE THAN A REDSTONE ENGINEER’S DREAM!
OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE SKILLED THAN A SPEEDRUNNER ON A SUGAR RUSH AND OUR BUILDERS CAN CREATE A CASTLE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “ENDER DRAGON”!
JOIN US FOR EPIC PVP BATTLES, CRAZY MINIGAMES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER IN A CAT CAFE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD A MINECRAFT EMPIRE TOGETHER! #CREEPERLIFE #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTMADNESS