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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1230 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of zombie chickens, or build a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that awaits them.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing and are always looking for new recruits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers (or at least make you run really fast).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Welcome to the land of endless possibilities and questionable physics.
