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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5115 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 3337 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.