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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9909 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Ores Mined: | 6150 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.