🍆💦malapascuamorena Minecraft Servers

ExWifeKidsExcludedAITAH

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, custody, Divorce, emotional baggage, emotional turmoil, ex wife, ExWifeKidsExcludedAITAH, family dynamics, Guilt, Kids, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self reflection, self-care, step-parenting, stepchildren

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of blended families and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your own family of pixelated characters and avoid any baby mama drama.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from ex-partners asking for favors and guilt trips. Build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about watching someone else’s kids or dealing with past relationship baggage.

We offer a safe and fun environment where you can focus on crafting, mining, and building without any real-life interruptions. So come join us and leave the drama at the door – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Don’t OverthinkCraft

anxiety, cognitive behavior, coping mechanisms, dont, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, overanalyzing, OverthinkCraft, overthinking, SELF AWARENESS, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-criticism, self-doubt, Stress Management, Therapy

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Are you tired of being told to stop overthinking everything? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

On our server, overthinking is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a special section just for overthinkers where you can spend hours meticulously planning out every block placement and crafting recipe. Trust us, your overthinking skills will finally be put to good use here.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their feathery rule? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let your overthinking flag fly high. Who knows, you might just uncover a hidden treasure or stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where overthinking is the norm. The possibilities are endless, just like your racing thoughts.

PenCraftEU: No Trial, Just Fun!

Corruption, court ruling, european union, far right leader, Financial Misconduct, French politics, Fun, Jean-Marie Le Pen, justice system, legal case, legal decision, legal immunity, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, legal trouble, misuse of EU funds, National Front, PenCraftEU, political controversy, scandal, trial, unfit to stand trial

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so, like, i heard this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story that Jean-Marie Le Pen was declared ‘unfit’ to stand trial over misuse of EU funds, like what even is that, right? but anyway, on this server, you can build your own crazy world and maybe even find some hidden treasures that will make you feel like a total boss. plus, there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have epic dance parties. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

ManVsBearSurvival

Animal Attack, Bear, Choice, danger, Decision making, defense mechanism, fight or flight, human vs animal, Instinct, man, ManVsBearSurvival, predator, prey, Protection, Risk, Safety, self defense, Survival, survival skills, Wilderness, wildlife

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join dis server if u wanna avoid bears cuz we got a bear repellent plugin dat makes dem run away in fear. but watch out for da players, dey can be even scarier dan da bears! come join us and see if u can survive da madness and mayhem of our wild and wacky world. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery just waiting to be discovered. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and see if u have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

PvP Fixer Minecraft Server

fix PvP, Fixer, improving PvP, Minecraft, PvP, PvP balance, PvP balance adjustments, PvP changes, pvp community, PvP competition, PvP discussion, PvP feedback, pvp gameplay, PvP improvements, PvP issues, PvP matchmaking, PvP mechanics, PvP meta, PvP player experience, PvP rewards, PvP solutions, PvP Strategies, PvP updates, Server

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Tired of getting wrecked in PvP? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of ninja pig jousting! Our expert trainers will teach you how to ride pigs into battle while wielding a diamond sword in each hand. Trust us, your enemies won’t know what hit ’em!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 30 seconds. Imagine the look on your opponent’s face when they try to attack a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate PvP master!

ParasocialCraft Minecraft Server

building relationships, Communication, Community, emotional connection, fear of intimacy, forming connections, Human Connection, Loneliness, long distance friendships, mental health, Minecraft, online relationships, parasocial relationships, ParasocialCraft, personal growth, self reflection, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, social media, Social Skills, virtual friends

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Are you tired of feeling empty and afraid of forming real relationships? Do you struggle with interacting properly in the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and become part of a wacky community where you can talk to people as if they were your friends, even though you’ll never meet them in person. Who needs real relationships when you can have virtual friendships that will last a lifetime (or until the server shuts down)? Join now for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

CribCrafters – No Bro’s Allowed

Allowed, basement, BEDROOM, bros, brother, comfort, Crib, CribCrafters, family, floor mattress, health, IMPOSSIBLE, LOGISTICS, mom’s house, Moving, Pregnant, privacy, room, SIL, Son, UpStairs, Visit, weekend

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

Join us and build your own virtual crib for your baby Minecraft character. No need to worry about sharing rooms with your brother’s family or dealing with logistics – just focus on creating the perfect virtual space for your little one to sleep peacefully.

Our server is filled with hilarious adventures and crazy challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground crib dungeon to explore!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life crib drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building pixelated cribs than dealing with family disputes over room assignments!

PlantPottyCraft

#soil, #sustainability, agriculture, biology, digestive system, Earth, ecosystem, Environment, Farming, gardening, growth, MINERALS, Nutrients, organic, photosynthesis, Plant, PlantPottyCraft, Plants, Roots, Science, Water

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come join our epic minecraft server where the soil is a plant’s digestive system! that’s right, you can grow your crops in the most unique way possible, by feeding them directly into the ground like a hungry hippo!

our server is so lit that the creepers have started their own dance crew, they call themselves the “Boom Boom Boogie Brigade” and they drop the sickest beats while they blow up your house.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. just be careful not to get pecked by its sharp beak!

we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests, but watch out for the ninja pigs that guard them. they may look cute, but they will karate chop you into oblivion if you try to steal their loot.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most wacky minecraft adventure of your life! just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it.

CardioCraft: UK BioBlox

adherence, BioBlox, CardioCraft, cardiovascular health, diet, genetic susceptibility, genetics, health, Heart Disease, incident cardiovascular disease, Lifestyle, Long-term Health, nutrition, planetary health diet, Prevention, prospective cohort study, public health, research, risk factors, study, UK Biobank

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so like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a whole new world, man.

u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.

oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.

and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.

so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.

Cat burglar server

bedrock, cat burglar, IP change, Latest Version, Minecraft, non-premium, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Fully vanilla, non-premium server on the latest version of Minecraft. You can also join from Bedrock. IP is subject to change.

186.79.124.90

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	3276
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7573
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	136	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

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ExWifeKidsExcludedAITAH

Stats November 22, 2024

Don’t OverthinkCraft

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PenCraftEU: No Trial, Just Fun!

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ManVsBearSurvival

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PvP Fixer Minecraft Server

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CribCrafters – No Bro’s Allowed

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PlantPottyCraft

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CardioCraft: UK BioBlox

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Cat burglar server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Animals Bred:	59	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Crops Grown:	2899	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2546	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Void Gems Collected:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	7

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Void Armor Forged:	19	Astral Projections Made:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mines Excavated:	1838	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3