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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

OopsCraft Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, emotional growth, fat girl fetish, fetish development, fetish exploration, introspection, Minecraft, OopsCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, self-identity, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	80	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	115
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – fat girl fetish mode! That’s right, every player on our server is transformed into a chunky, curvy character that will make you question your own preferences.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where everything is bigger and better, just like our players’ thighs. Build extravagant structures with extra support beams to hold up all that extra weight, and watch out for creeper attacks that might just knock you off balance.

So come on, join us on this hilarious and slightly disturbing adventure, because who knows, you might just discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring some extra snacks for those long gaming sessions, because on our server, we embrace the curves in all their glory.

FridgeFooleryCraft

consumer habits, customer behavior, food handling, Food Safety, food waste, FridgeFooleryCraft, grocery store behavior, grocery store etiquette, grocery store frustration, grocery store habits., grocery store pet peeves, inconsiderate behavior, random shelves, refrigerated items, retail behavior, retail pet peeves, shelf organization, shopping habits, store cleanliness, store etiquette

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	1576	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through the grocery store, only to find a carton of milk chilling in the cereal aisle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the chaos of a world where refrigerated items are placed on random shelves for no apparent reason. Will you stumble upon a block of cheese in the flower section or a carton of eggs in the toy aisle? The possibilities are endless on our server! Embrace the madness and join us today for a truly unique gaming experience.

PhoneSlamCraft

advancement, Communication, convenience, Digital, disconnect, emotion, Frustration, Interaction, lost art, Memories, million pieces, MODERN, Nostalgia, Phone, PhoneSlamCraft, Picture, Ripping, satisfaction, slamming, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE SATISFACTION OF SLAMMING YOUR PICKAXE DOWN AND RIPPING UP A CREEPER IN A MILLION PIECES!

WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MOUNTAIN THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, AND IF YOU MINE IT, YOU GET A FREE PONY!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL GOLD BARS!

PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES AND YOU CAN DANCE WITH ENDER DRAGONS ALL NIGHT LONG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Amerimutt, anger, Average, confusion, controversial, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Enrage, ethnicity, Frustration, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, Political Correctness, prejudice, racism, Ragecraft, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Crops Grown:	5504	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage the average Amerimutt!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs speak in Shakespearean English and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so chaotic that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this is too much for me!”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers break it down to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour Race with Llamas.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

PokeCraft Server – Straight Outta Pokeballs

A-Ninetales, ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, deoxys, female pokemon, garchomp, Green/Glaceon, Green/Vaporeon, human-pokemon, hypno, Lopunny, male humans, manaphy, Meowscarada, on-model autists, Outta, pokeballs, pokecraft, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, Server, solo female pokemon, Straight.., Zangoose, zoroark

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	121
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to the Pink Mythical Brat Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the wild and wacky world of Pokephilia! That’s right, we’re talking about humans getting down and dirty with Pokemon in ways you never imagined.

Imagine a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies with your favorite Pokemon. Want to see a female Pokemon with a male human? We got it. How about solo female Pokemon? Yep, we’ve got that too. And for those brave souls out there, we even allow female humans with male Pokemon. It’s a wild, wild world out there, folks.

But wait, there’s more! We’re all about breaking boundaries here, so forget about on-model autists. Anthro is totally okay on our server. And AI? Sure, why not. Just keep the dumps in dedicated threads, please.

Still not convinced? Check out our hot links for some steamy Pokephilia content. From Zangoose to Blaziken, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our [Game] Pocket Campfire? It’s a real blast, we promise.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your very own pokewife (or pokewives) along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible. Let the Pokephilia adventures begin!

SisterlyShowdown Minecraft Server

aesthetics clash, apartment living, compromise, cooking responsibilities, family dynamics, family home sale, free rent, living arrangements, messy sister, Minecraft, moving out, Parental Pressure, personal space, rent payment, room size, roommate issues, separate living, Server, sharing space, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SisterlyShowdown

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of living with a messy sister who can’t cook and wants to turn your place into a pregame party zone? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without any annoying roommates!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sharing space or compromising on aesthetics. You can have the biggest room and decorate it however you want, without someone crying and making lame excuses about cleaning up.

And the best part? No one will demand free rent from you or get mad when you want to live separately. So come join us and build your dream house without any family drama!

FamilyDramaAirBnB

AirB&B, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, FamilyDramaAirBnB, Frustration, grandchildren, home etiquette, house rules, in-laws, Marriage, parenting, personal space, Respect, stepmom, visitation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Vote4Blocks – Trump’s Rally Edition

AMERICANS, Campaign, Citizens, controversy, Democracy, Edition, election, indifference, leadership, Manipulation, opinion, perspective, Politics, president, Rally, reddit, Speech, Statement, trump, Trumps, Vote, Vote4Blocks, Voting

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to care about you at all, we just want you to play! Our president, Steve, will greet you with open arms and a pickaxe in hand, ready to mine some votes… I mean diamonds! So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a wild ride of blocky fun. Who needs politicians when you have creepers to worry about? Join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

FrenchSnapElection Minecraft Server

#announcement, Campaign, decision, Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, election, EU vote, european union, France, French parliament, FrenchSnapElection, Government, lawmakers, legislative, Macron, Minecraft, policy changes, Politics, President Macron, Server, snap election, Voting

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ores Mined:	3740
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.