————————————————————- Malachite is a small SMP based on its community ————————————————————- Discord: https://discord.gg/CzmECstHcW ————————————————————-
malachite.play-network.io
Guts and hives await you as you navigate through the T-virus infected world.
Become a beardless child and embrace the delirium of scorpions with souls of chastity.
Only the ones that have happened will understand the true innocence of knowledge within the soul.
Don’t be long gone, join now and let the craziness consume you!
Come play with us and experience the thrill of risking baby safety for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Don’t worry, our babies are professionals and can handle the upside-down action like champs. Plus, if you get called out for being too reckless, just blame it on the baby’s mom – she’s the real party pooper here.
Join now for a chance to witness the most insane baby stunts in Minecraft history. It’s a baby bonanza you won’t want to miss! 😜👶🎮
Our server is so epic that it will make you question reality itself. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that actually transported them to a parallel universe where everything was made of candy.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out in epic dance-offs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Who needs a movie to change your outlook on life when you have our insane Minecraft server to do the job?
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We got so many crazy builds that will make you question reality, like seriously, one minute you’re in a giant toilet and the next you’re riding a flying pig into battle.
And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing the drama and the sass with every step.
Plus, the community is lit AF, like a bonfire made of diamond blocks and Nether stars.
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “I wish I did some stuff with other boys as a teen” in no time!