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PagerCraft Minecraft Server

15 years, advancement, alert system, Communication, Coordinated pager blasts, coordination, Development, digital communication, efficiency, emergency response, historical event, innovation, long-term planning, making report, Messaging, milestone, Minecraft, notification system, PagerCraft, preparedness, progress, Server, strategy, Technology

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	264	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Yo, listen up! this server is like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! we got coordinated pager blasts that have been in the making for 15 whole years, can you believe it?! it’s like a symphony of chaos and madness, but in a good way, ya know?

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of being chased by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep, or maybe you wanna build a house out of flying pigs, the possibilities are endless, dude!

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s lit, fam!

So come on down and join us on this wild, wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry Endermen, but who’s counting?) Let’s get this party started, woo! 🎉🐑🐷🕺🧟‍♂️

Grandparent’s Cash Split Dilemma

blended family, Cash, college fund, Conflict, Dilemma, family, family dynamics, Family Support, family ties, future planning, Grandparents, half siblings, house fund, Inheritance, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, SPLIT, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that and build your own family of pixelated pigs and chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps that will make you forget all about your real family drama. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the true Minecraft warriors can find – it’s rumored to be guarded by a giant zombie pigman with a love for disco music! So leave your real family behind and join us for a wild ride on our server – where the only drama is whether you should build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

CraftyLGBTQ+Love

acceptance, attraction, Bi, Bisexual, Community, CraftyLGBTQLove, DATING, Diversity, equality, experiences, gender, LGBTQ, love, Men, Perspectives, Preferences, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Towns Built:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of dating in the real world and ready to dive into a pixelated love affair? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, adventure, and blocky love triangles. Date men, date women, date creepers for all we care! The possibilities are endless in our virtual world.

Experience the thrill of building a relationship while building your dream castle. Will your partner be a knight in shining armor or a damsel in distress? Only time will tell on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the love (and lava) flow! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

RedCrossCraft Minecraft Server

aid worker, Belarus, Belarusian Law, Capital Punishment, Charity, crisis response, death, Foreign Worker, German Red Cross, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian, international news, international relations, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, Red Cross Society, RedCrossCraft, sentenced, Server, volunteer, worker

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have german red cross workers getting sentenced to death in belarus as our admins! why? because we love chaos and drama! watch as they try to build their way out of their death sentence while dodging creepers and zombies! it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like our server! plus, we have a special event where players can reenact the trial and decide the fate of the worker themselves! join now for a truly unique and insane minecraft experience!

ShadowCraftUK

British Storm Shadows, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military equipment, military intervention, military technology, Missile, russia, SECURITY, ShadowCraftUK, strategic defense, UK Defense Secretary, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

yo yo yo listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be da bomb diggity yo! we got British Storm Shadows flyin’ all up in Russia like it’s nobody’s business, straight up savage moves from the new UK Defense Secretary, ain’t nobody messin’ with us on dis server, we be runnin’ things like a boss! come join us and witness the epicness unfold, ain’t no other server like dis one, we be makin’ history up in here! so what you waitin’ for? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

LotteryLuckMC

chances, Chosen, draw, gambling, jackpot, likelihood, long shot, Lottery, LotteryLuckMC, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, phone number, Probability, Random, rare, statistics, ticket, unlikely, winning, winning ticket

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Towns Built:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

lol bro, u know what’s even crazier than winning the lottery? joining our epic minecraft server! like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. that’s basically what our server is like.

we got a secret hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade u emeralds for space rocks, it’s wild. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land. they drop golden eggs that give u super powers.

plus, we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a theme park, but way more dangerous. so if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server ever, join us now! who needs the lottery when u can have this kind of excitement every day?

VeggieCraft: Kidney Protection Zone

animal proteins, chronic disease, diabetes, diabetic kidney disease, diet, dietary choices, Effectiveness, health benefits, kidney, kidney health, Medical research, nutrition, plant based diet, plant proteins, Prevention, Progression, Pronounced, Protection, protein sources, renal function, review, Treatment, VeggieCraft, Zone

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	69
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7695	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical plant proteins that will make your kidneys dance with joy! forget about boring old animal proteins, our plant proteins will make your diabetic kidney disease run away in fear! trust us, we have reviews that say so! join now for a kidney-tastic adventure like no other!

Astrolink

Allies, Astrolink, base building, Builder, Community, Economy, Faction, Faction Wars, Factions, fortress, Gear, Minecraft, Power Rankings, PvP, Raiding, Strategist, Survival, Territory, THRIVING, Trading, warrior

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Towns Built:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Forge Your Faction in Astrolink – A Minecraft Factions ExperienceCalling all warriors, builders, and strategists!

Astrolink is a thriving Minecraft Factions server where you can carve your own destiny. Join a powerful faction or forge your own, gather resources, build an impenetrable base, and dominate the battlefield.

Here’s what awaits you:

Intense PvP: Unleash your combat skills in thrilling faction wars. Raid enemy bases, capture their territory, and rise to the top of the power rankings.Strategic Base Building: Construct a magnificent fortress, complete with hidden chambers, traps, and defenses to thwart any invaders.Thriving Economy: Mine, craft, and trade your way to success. Utilize the in-game economy to acquire powerful gear, rare resources, and valuable allies.Active Community: Team up with friends, forge alliances, and form lasting bonds with fellow players.

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Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Damage Calculator, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen Please, Redeemable Codes, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Signal Pull Tracker, Thread Template, Trailer, Website, Where the Miracle Began, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ stickers

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5276	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to play as Ellen, a character with a uniform, a shark tail, and scissors! Why scissors, you ask? Because who doesn’t love running around with a pair of sharp objects in a blocky world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a lore that will blow your mind – “Where the Miracle Began” in Zenless Zone Zero. Trust us, it’s a story so crazy, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion and laughing at the same time.

And don’t even get us started on our redeemable codes! Use them in-game or online to unlock special items like catching a book or launching into the unknown. Who knows what surprises await you?

But that’s not all – we have a Signal/Pull Tracker to help you navigate through the chaos, a Damage Calculator to strategize your attacks, and ZZZ stickers to decorate your virtual world with absolute nonsense.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and laughter is guaranteed. See you in the wacky world of mystery and mayhem!

Blocky Identity Minecraft Server

acceptance, blocky, confusion, contradiction of nature, discrimination, dubious beliefs, EMBARRASSMENT, flat earthers, Identity, identity politics, impressionable people, LGBTQ, making things worse, mental health, Minecraft, pseudoscience, Public, Server, stigma, SUICIDE, Support, trannies, Transgender, weaponizes circumstance

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trannies are the flat-earthers of identity politics! Join us as we weaponize circumstances and pseudoscience to push confusion on impressionable players. Our community espouses dubious beliefs in direct contradiction of nature, making things worse for everyone involved in the most hilarious way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Players who commit to this server will likely experience moments of realization where they’ve embarrassed themselves very publicly for years. It’s like a virtual rollercoaster of self-discovery and facepalms.

So come on, join us and dive headfirst into the chaotic world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what outrageous adventures and insane stories await you!

CraftyRaffleWinnerGFdrama

aita, Boundaries, common law, CraftyRaffleWinnerGFdrama, credit card debt, DEBT, early retirement, family pressure, financial independence, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, investment strategy, living arrangements, long-term commitment, personal finance, property investment, raffle winner, relationship dynamics, retirement planning, student loans, useless degree

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Void Armor Forged:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying off your partner’s debts? Do you want to live your best life without being shackled by someone else’s financial mistakes? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we celebrate financial independence and self-care!

Picture this: you log in and are greeted by a virtual world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about someone else’s debt dragging you down. No more passive-aggressive comments from in-laws or pressure to empty your bank account for someone else’s choices. On our server, you can invest in properties, plan your early retirement, and live your best life without any guilt trips!

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to debt drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs a “Get Out Of Debt Free” card when you have a whole virtual world at your fingertips? Let’s build a future where financial responsibility and personal freedom reign supreme!