making excuses Minecraft Servers

Making Excuses

  • ResoFailCraft2022

    ResoFailCraft2022

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of failing at your new year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to help you break all of them in record time! Want to quit smoking? Just jump into our virtual lava pits and you’ll never touch a cigarette again! Trying to eat healthier? Our pixelated pigs drop nothing but bacon, so you’ll be chowing down on greasy goodness in no time! Join us now and say goodbye to self-improvement forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • KidCraftin’ Moms: No Playdates Promised

    KidCraftin’ Moms: No Playdates Promised

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being harassed by overly friendly moms at pick up time? Do you dread the idea of forced playdates with toddlers running around like tiny drunkards? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life social awkwardness!

    Join us and avoid awkward small talk with neighbors who want to exchange numbers and knock on your door unannounced. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine without the fear of being trapped in a playdate with people you barely know.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft! Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have a blast in our virtual world? Join us today and never look back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DocSMP: “Your health bar is looking a bit low”

    DocSMP: “Your health bar is looking a bit low”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Our health care professional-themed SMP will have you in stitches with the wackiest medical advice you’ve ever heard. Need a doctor’s note to skip mining duty? No problem, just ask Dr. Zombie! Want some questionable medical procedures done on your pet wolf? Dr. Creeper is your guy! Join us for a wild ride of medical madness and who knows, you might even leave with a prescription for diamond armor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyHire: 10K Freelancers

    BlockyHire: 10K Freelancers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a Minecraft server where you can hire an army of remote freelancers to build your dream pixelated palace! Need a giant statue of yourself made out of diamond blocks? No problem, just send a request to one of our 10,000 freelancers and watch it magically appear in your virtual world.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame those pesky dragons and turn them into your loyal pets. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Just ask our Whisperer and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Creeper DJ. Dance the night away with exploding beats and make friends with all the creepers on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MartianAquaCraft

    MartianAquaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ earth? well come join our minecraft server where we got MARS WATER! yep, u heard right, liquid water reservoirs found under Martian crust! come build ur own space base and mine for space diamonds while sippin’ on that sweet sweet Mars water. who needs earth when u can have Mars water, amirite? join us now and become a space pioneer in the craziest minecraft server in the galaxy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VitD50 Survival Craft

    VitD50 Survival Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, dis server be like finding a diamond in a mine full of dirt. we got vitamin D levels higher than a giraffe’s neck, boosting your survival probability like a boss. ain’t no confounders gonna mess with you here, we got your back like a trusty diamond sword. join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one vitamin D level at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GladiatorMC

    GladiatorMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    the GladiatorMC’s Skyblock is a good and fun minecraft server with alot of unique and innovative features like:

    Custom jobs Custom bosses Custom Currency Unique Dungeons Frequent updates! Public playerwarps to show off your builds and alot more!

    Want to find out what we have to offer more? join us today!

    gladiatormc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Country Clubs Vanilla Peaceful No Towny, Only Tee Times! 1.20+ Swing by Discord!

    Country Clubs Vanilla Peaceful No Towny, Only Tee Times! 1.20+ Swing by Discord!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Nation-States
    Server Type Survival Multiplayer
    Version 1.20
    Map Size 4k by 4k
    Claiming System Towny

    Overview:

    Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.

    Come join us in Nation-States: Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the map size of Nation-States? The map is approximately 4k by 4k.
    What claiming system does the server use? Nation-States uses the Towny claiming system.
    Is PvP encouraged on Nation-States? While the server is targeted towards casual players, there are systems in place for PvP for those who are interested.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBuster Minecraft Server

    BlockBuster Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that can mine through bedrock like butter.

    And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck at the infamous “Deadlock Key Challenge” where players must navigate through a maze filled with traps and puzzles to find the elusive key that unlocks untold riches and glory.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

    SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

    Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

    Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

    Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

    Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

    Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP