ResoFailCraft2022

new year resolution, lack of commitment, Setting goals, lack of motivation, making excuses

Are you tired of failing at your new year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to help you break all of them in record time! Want to quit smoking? Just jump into our virtual lava pits and you’ll never touch a cigarette again! Trying to eat healthier? Our pixelated pigs drop nothing but bacon, so you’ll be chowing down on greasy goodness in no time! Join us now and say goodbye to self-improvement forever!

KidCraftin’ Moms: No Playdates Promised

avoidance, Communication, friendship, Confrontation, Playdate

Are you tired of being harassed by overly friendly moms at pick up time? Do you dread the idea of forced playdates with toddlers running around like tiny drunkards? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life social awkwardness!

Join us and avoid awkward small talk with neighbors who want to exchange numbers and knock on your door unannounced. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine without the fear of being trapped in a playdate with people you barely know.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft! Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have a blast in our virtual world? Join us today and never look back!

Survival Hideout SMP {Whitelist}

Minecraft Community Builders, Respectful Gaming Community, unique server events, interactive gameplay mechanics, collaborative building projects

The Survival Hideout [Semi-Vanilla]

Whitelist | Hermitcraft-inspired

Hey there! A brand new SMP is live! The host has some past skill in running servers and wants to bring together experienced Minecraft players. This is a Hermitcraft-style server, so no resets and mostly vanilla with a few plugins.

What’s the Goal?

Build a strong community of long-term players.
Create crazy bases and fun contraptions.
Everyone can play at their own pace!

Server Vibes

Little to no rules, just basic human decency and respect.
More rules can be added if needed.

Join Us!

Players from all over the globe are welcome!
There’s a short application to join, just to check if you’re really in.

Ready to join? Send a message to get the Discord link! See you there!

LuckyGem SMP: Fun, Build, Compete!

LuckyGem, immersive roleplay experiences, Epic Survival Challenges, collaborative community events, Player-Driven Market Dynamics

🧙‍♂️ Welcome to LuckyGem SMP!

This is not just any server. It’s a whole new world filled with magic, fun, and cool peeps. If you are not here, you are missing out!

🔥 Why Join LuckyGem?

🟣 Crossplay: Java or Bedrock, no problem! Everyone can play together.
🌍 Fantasy World: A world full of magic and lore. Build what you dream!
🏛️ Spawn & Shops: Our spawn is a work of art. Shops feel alive and fun!

🏆 Weekly Competitions

Each week brings new fun! Compete in mining, building, and more. Win rare stuff and bragging rights!

🚀 Custom Features

✅ 2000+ Custom Advancements: Track your goals and earn rewards.
🎨 Cosmetic Packs: Make your builds look cool!
🧪 Staff Collectibles: Get rare items to boost your game.

💎 Player Economy

Trade diamonds and build your shop. Be the best in the market!

👥 Community & Support

💬 Active Discord for news and chats
👑 Friendly staff ready to help
🛠️ Updates based on what players want
🏆 Fun trophies and events

🎮 Join Us!

Whether you build, fight, or just want to chill, there’s a spot for you here. Join now and have a blast!

IP: play.luckygemsmp.com Version: 1.21.5 (Java & Bedrock) Discord: Join Us!

Your adventure starts now!

🔥Nexus V Reborn🔥 Super Hero Fun!

balance-focused gameplay, interactive lore elements, Modded, Legendary Weapon Crafting, Custom Modded Features

🔥Nexus V Reborn🔥

Type: Modded Game: Java Theme: Super Heroes Play Style: PvE Events: Weekly Access: Whitelist

The Greatest Superpower fun is here! Server goes live FRIDAY. Want to pick a hero or villain? Nexus V is your spot!

What’s Cool?

Unique Powers: No one is too strong. Every hero can shine in PvP, PvE, or events!
Weekly Events: Win epic gear, items, and powers!
For Everyone: Power-hungry warlords or smart leaders, we got you!

Join Us!

Come see what makes us special. Don’t miss out!

Discord: Join Here IP: 88.211.228.70:25609

Valdoria: Realm of Legends

strategic kingdom alliances, challenging combat scenarios, faction-based diplomacy, Valdoria, historical lore exploration

🏛️ Welcome to Valdoria!

Fox, the server owner, is here to invite you to join the Ancient World of Valdoria. This is not just any Minecraft server; it’s a roleplay kingdom where your story counts.

In Valdoria, players shape the world with their choices. Expect faction wars, diplomacy, and fun RPG mechanics!

⚔️ Your Choices Matter

Food is key. Combat is tough. Roleplay is all around. Every choice builds your legacy.

Choose Your Path:

Be a warrior, merchant, king, rebel, gladiator, or a simple civilian.
Join a kingdom, start your own, or go solo as an adventurer.

Current Factions:

Foxon – A Roman-style empire led by players. Join us to be part of our story!
Sparta – A strong nation built on honor and might.
Egypt – An AI kingdom full of old tales and quests.
Yellow Mountain – A Darven kingdom with huge builds and rich resources.

🏰 What to Expect:

Dungeons, bosses, quests, faction missions, trading, and even cinematic videos to make you feel like a hero in your own tale!

🌿 Calling All Builders!

Are you into ancient or medieval styles like LOTR or Game of Thrones? We need creative minds to help build villages, temples, and cities. Shape history with us!

🛡️ Join Us!

Whether you want to farm or fight for the throne, Valdoria is your world.

👉 Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Uvaj7XhdUT

MistyMC Towny Fun Awaits!

Dynamic Feedback Loop, Thriving Player Community, Beta Testing Experience, Rewarding Economic System, Immersive Questing Adventures

🏰 Welcome to MistyMC

🌿 A Brand New Towny Adventure in Beta!

IP: mc.mistymc.pro

Version: 1.18+

🔥 Tired of the same old servers?

Be part of something NEW!

MistyMC is a fresh Towny survival server in beta, and we want YOU to help shape its future!

Whether you’re a:

🏗️ Builder ready to found the next capital city
⚔️ Adventurer craving fun and quests
🧠 Idea machine who loves feedback

This is your time.

🎯 What we offer (so far):

🌍 Daily jobs
🏘️ Classic Towny stuff
💸 Fair economy
🎁 Beta-only rewards
📣 Talk to the owner for ideas!

💡 Your voice matters. We want your thoughts during beta — your ideas can shape the server.

🕹️ Join now!

Be one of the first to build a new world:

IP: mc.mistymc.pro

Version: 1.18+

🌫️ MistyMC — A World Waiting to Be Built. By You.

HUNGER BOUND SMP: HEARTS UP!

seasonal world resets, dynamic food buffs, ”’Hardcore Survival Challenge, bound, No Pay-to-Win Model

What is Hunger Bound?

Hunger Bound is a hardcore SMP for those who crave a real test. You start with 1 heart and grow stronger by eating new foods. No easy mode here. Only the toughest will survive.

Core Features

Start with 1 heart (2 HP)
Gain max health by trying new foods. Each new food gives +1 HP
Max out at 42 HP (21 hearts)
Die once and reset your progress
Die three times and get auto-banned (ban times get longer)
Eat the same food three times? Get hit with Hunger, Nausea, or Poison
Eat new foods for buffs like Speed, Strength, and Regeneration
Track your journey with a custom advancement tree
Progress saved per world even after restarts
World resets each season for a fresh start

Hardcore Systems

Death Ban: Three deaths mean auto-ban. Starts at 6 hours, doubles each time
Revival System: Bring back banned pals with a craftable Orb of Revival
Death Chest: Your head goes in a chest with your name, hearts at death, last food eaten, and days survived

Brand New: Custom Guild System

Create and manage your own guilds
Team up for survival or domination
Promote, demote, and organize your members
Set a guild home and use custom guild chat
Form alliances or rivalries with other guilds
Guilds have their own bank system and home permissions

Survival, PvP, and Community

PvP is always on. Fight or ally, it’s your call
Griefing, traps, and stealing are fair game
No land claims, no kits, no pay-to-win
No combat logging
Just join—no installs needed

New Player Onboarding

First-time players get a custom in-game book that shows:

How to earn hearts and survive
How buffs and debuffs work
How death bans and revivals work
How to use the guild system
Tips for early survival and food variety

Everything is automatic and fully server-side. Just join and play.

Ready to Prove Yourself?

Join a small, active community of brave survivors, explorers, and guild leaders. Your feedback is welcome!

Discord: discord.gg/xYhMu3hM7T Version: Minecraft 1.21.6 (Java Edition) Client: Vanilla or Fabric. No mods required

Seasonal resets keep things fresh. Join now and see how far you can go!

KarlssonSMP: Fresh Fun Awaits!

Enhanced Exploration Tools, Dedicated Player Support”’, collaborative building projects, community-driven events, simple voice chat integration

Welcome to karlssonSMP! 🎉

🚀 New Season 5 Launching: July 4th, 2025!

Since August 2023, karlssonSMP has turned from a small crew into a fun place for all. Here, it feels like gaming with pals, whether you’re a chill builder or a tough survivalist.

⚔️ Cool Features:

Custom Armor Statues: Make your builds pop with cool armor stands.
Mini Blocks & Mob Heads: Add fun details and collect mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures: Keep your builds safe from harm.
Multiplayer Sleep: No more waiting alone for night to end.
Shopping District: Buy and sell in a player-run market.
Squaremap: Check out the world map right from your browser.
Map Resets: Fresh starts every 6 months to keep it fun!
Simple Voice Chat: Chat easily with your friends.
Player Head Drops: Show off your PvP wins with trophies.
Silence Me Datapack: Mute those loud mobs when needed.
Universal Dyeing Datapack: Get creative with dyes.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

Choose from free and premium cosmetics to show off your style!

🎥 Content Creators Welcome:

If you stream or make videos, come share your fun with us! Your creativity is wanted here.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We keep it fair and safe. No stealing, cheating, or griefing allowed!

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
Location: Europe
Current Version: 1.21.7

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is easy! Head to our Discord server, fill out an app, and get ready for fun. Our crew can’t wait to meet you!

Join the Adventure Today! ✨

Sunfall Infuse SMP: Power Awaits!

power, Thriving Multiplayer Experience, Reviver Item Mechanics, smp, Amplified Strength Systems

☀️ SUNFALL INFUSE SMP (S2 Revamped) ☠️

One Kill Can Change Everything. Will You Survive the Fall?

Discord: Join Here

🧪 Infuse Mechanics

Kill to Gain Power: Each kill gives you buffs.
Die to Lose: Death means losing your gains.

⚔️ What to Expect

🧬 Infusion System: Get potion effects from foes or lose them if you fall.
🔮 Reviver & Enhancer Items: Beat death or boost your skills.
🛡️ Strategic PvP: Every fight matters, make it count!
👥 Tight-knit Community: No griefing, just fun and fair play.

🕒 Weekly Events

💀 Permadeath Stakes: Risk it all!
🎁 Hidden Relics & Quests: Find treasures and complete tasks.

🔥 Now Open for New Players! Join the Sunfall and make your mark in a world where power is earned in blood.

Making Excuses

The Survival Hideout [Semi-Vanilla]

What’s the Goal?

Join Us!

🧙‍♂️ Welcome to LuckyGem SMP!

🔥 Why Join LuckyGem?

🏆 Weekly Competitions

🚀 Custom Features

💎 Player Economy

👥 Community & Support

🎮 Join Us!

🔥Nexus V Reborn🔥

What’s Cool?

Join Us!

🏛️ Welcome to Valdoria!

⚔️ Your Choices Matter

Choose Your Path:

Current Factions:

🏰 What to Expect:

🌿 Calling All Builders!

🛡️ Join Us!

🏰 Welcome to MistyMC

🔥 Tired of the same old servers?

🎯 What we offer (so far):

🕹️ Join now!

What is Hunger Bound?

Core Features

Hardcore Systems

Brand New: Custom Guild System

Survival, PvP, and Community

New Player Onboarding

Ready to Prove Yourself?

Welcome to karlssonSMP! 🎉

🚀 New Season 5 Launching: July 4th, 2025!

⚔️ Cool Features:

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

🎥 Content Creators Welcome:

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

🔒 Server Details:

⏩ How to Join:

Join the Adventure Today! ✨

☀️ SUNFALL INFUSE SMP (S2 Revamped) ☠️

🧪 Infuse Mechanics

⚔️ What to Expect

🕒 Weekly Events