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Making Decisions

  • MomSnapperCraft

    MomSnapperCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have all the candy you could ever want! Join us and escape the tyranny of overbearing parents who try to control your candy intake like this poor soul.

    On our server, you can build a virtual candy kingdom and indulge in all the sugary treats your heart desires without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we have a special “cavity-free zone” where you can munch on candy to your heart’s content without any consequences.

    So come join us and let your sweet tooth run wild! And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own candy kingdom. 😉🍬🍭 #CandyFreedom #NoMoreTearsJustSweets

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RegretCraft – Should’ve Started Sooner

    RegretCraft – Should’ve Started Sooner

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server sooner? Well, fear not, because our server is here to fulfill all your blocky dreams!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by evil chickens.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of TNT or ride a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ToddlerTreatsMC

    ToddlerTreatsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 2-year-old helping me bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the brownies have caramel sauce and cookies mixed in. And don’t worry, we have signs to let you know which dishes were made with toddler assistance.

    Join us and experience the drama of co-workers who complain about kid-friendly treats and HR complaints over 15-30 minutes of toddler time. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can call out your co-workers for not eating your dish and watch the chaos unfold.

    So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a potluck with a disgruntled co-worker, join us now! Just be prepared to be called an asshole for bringing delicious treats made with love and a sprinkle of toddler help.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockParty18

    BlockParty18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, newly minted adult! Ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and experience the wildest ride you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to fly like a superhero. They soared through the skies, battling dragons and saving villagers with their newfound abilities. And that’s just a taste of what awaits you on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the strength of a thousand creepers. Can you find it and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dad’s Heartbreak Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Heartbreak Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental dads or jealous sisters!

    Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can design the perfect dress without anyone questioning your choices. Need help with alterations? No problem! Our expert players will be there to assist you every step of the way.

    And if anyone dares to criticize your decisions, just build a virtual wall around them and banish them to the farthest corner of the map. Who needs family drama when you can have a stress-free wedding planning experience in Minecraft?

    So come join our server and say “I do” to a world where you can be the bridezilla of your dreams without any real-life consequences. Let’s make Minecraft weddings great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Serotonin Space Quests

    Serotonin Space Quests

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, you know how when you play minecraft and you find, like, diamonds and stuff and you get all excited and happy? well, our server is like that but on steroids, man. when you join our server, your brain will be flooded with so much serotonin, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery while riding a unicorn made of rainbows.

    our rewards are so epic, your serotonin levels will be off the charts. we’re talking about rewards that will make you question reality itself. and the best part is, just thinking about these rewards will make your brain release even more serotonin. it’s like a never-ending cycle of happiness and joy.

    so come join our server and experience the ultimate serotonin rush of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember to bring a helmet, because your mind will be blown.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Elden Ring Minecraft Server

    Elden Ring Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Elden Ring for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They were greeted by a dancing llama who offered them enchanted diamond armor in exchange for their best dance moves. Needless to say, they partied all night long and became the legends of Elden Ring.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, a group of fearless warriors who protect the land from evil mobs using nothing but their trusty feather swords and ninja skills. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize – a golden toilet made of pure emerald blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Elden Ring today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Golden Time TADA BANRI Minecraft SMP

    Golden Time TADA BANRI Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have watched the anime Golden Time and have a deep understanding of TADA BANRI’s struggles. Why, you ask? Because in this server, we believe that only those who have experienced the emotional rollercoaster of Golden Time can truly appreciate the chaos and drama that unfolds in our world.

    Join us as we reenact scenes from the show, build replicas of the iconic locations, and engage in intense debates about which character is the best waifu. But beware, just like in Golden Time, there are plenty of plot twists and unexpected turns waiting for you around every corner.

    So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where love triangles, amnesia, and ghostly apparitions are the norm, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door, because once you enter, there’s no telling what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisterSnubbedMC

    SisterSnubbedMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

    Join us and escape the real world, where you won’t have to worry about egotistical in-laws hijacking funerals. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to relax and have a good time without the family drama.

    Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members who just don’t understand. So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, you might even find some virtual diamonds to make up for the ones you lost in real life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnxpctdLifeEvnts – Minecraft SMP

    UnxpctdLifeEvnts – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the unexpected is the norm? Look no further than our server, where every day is a rollercoaster of ridiculousness and mayhem!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being randomly teleported to a new dimension filled with dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and rubber chickens. And don’t forget about the time a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, come join us! Who knows, you might just have the best/worst experience of your life in the most unexpected way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP