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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3717 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a pig dressed as a superhero! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy! And don’t forget to battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you three wishes (but only if you do the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! This Child!>This Child! (Disclaimer: Server may cause uncontrollable laughter, sudden urges to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and an addiction to building pixelated castles)