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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8687 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!