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CraftyCart Minecraft Server

art industry, Bandwagon, buy product, cancel culture, controversy, CraftyCart, crybabies, cultural criticism, DEI, Diversity, equity, inclusion, Minecraft, modern artists, online activism, Pandering, profit shekels, ruin, seller of product, Server, social media, trannies, twitter, use product to get successful

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1099	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of buying a mysterious product that promises success, only to have the seller swoop in and steal all the credit (and shekels)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to modern “artists” who are constantly throwing tantrums and crying over spilled milk. And don’t even get me started on the Twitter trannies who are always looking to stir up drama and ruin everyone’s fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next?

BraveCraft Minecraft Server

Bravecraft, Bravery, bravery achievement, bravery award, bravery commendation, bravery courage, bravery decoration, bravery heroism, bravery honor, bravery medal, bravery recognition, bravery sacrifice, bravery valor, bravery valorization, MEDAL, Minecraft, Server, supposedly, Surrender, surrender anyway, WIN, win medal

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ores Mined:	4810
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of being a coward in Minecraft? Join our server and supposedly win a medal for bravery, even if you end up surrendering anyway! Who cares about actually being courageous when you can just pretend and still get rewarded? Plus, rumor has it that the medal is made of pure diamond and gives you superpowers like the ability to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a fake hero and reap the ridiculous rewards!

HospitalHavoc Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, aita, bad mouthing, blood drawls, catheters, Controlling, DAUGHTER, emotions, family, Fiance, fireworks, health issues, Hospital, HospitalHavoc, low point, Manipulation, Minecraft, overwhelmed, selfish, Server, Sleep, Son, Struggle, Visit

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your real life? Look no further than our server, where the only catheters you’ll find are made of pixelated blocks! Join us and escape the hospital drama for a world of endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with family parties and passive-aggressive in-laws. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual partner who won’t ditch you for fireworks on the 4th of July.

With over 50 blood drawls worth of fun and excitement, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being called ungrateful or controlling ever again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s family party when you can have a creeper party instead?

SkinnyDipSquadCraft

au naturale, Boundaries, Boys, camping, city boys, crazy lady, creek, family, Friends, late night swimming, nudity, parenting, Pool, RESPONSIBILITY, rural living, skinny dipping, SkinnyDipSquadCraft, social norms, summer fun, swimming, Wilderness

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as skinny dipping in a remote creek? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the moms of the players can’t handle it. Join now for a chance to swim in the virtual creek with your pixelated pals, and maybe even have a late-night pool party in the nude (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! Our server is so outrageous, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time. So come on, join us for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Just make sure to pack your virtual swimsuit!

PixelPointlessCraft

Fruitless endeavors, Investment, learning experiences, lessons learned, Lost hours, Misplaced effort, MISTAKES, personal growth, PixelPointlessCraft, pointless pursuits, Priorities, productivity, Reflection, regrets, Regrettable choices, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, time wasted, Time wasted on useless tasks, Unproductive activities

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	69	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of spending countless hours building elaborate structures in Minecraft only to have them destroyed by creepers or lava? Well, fear not, because on our server, your creations are protected by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will stop at nothing to keep your builds safe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join forces with them to create mind-blowing contraptions that will leave your friends in awe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Imagine building a castle out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of lollipops! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to wasted hours and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

SeaBattleCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, assaulted, chief, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, disputed sea, fight back, forces, maritime dispute, Military, military response, Minecraft, national security, Philippine, RETALIATION, SeaBattleCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Warning

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got the Philippine military chief leading the charge against any haters tryna mess with our disputed sea! 😂🌊

If you wanna see some epic battles and crazy drama unfold, this is the place to be! Our military chief ain’t playin’ around, so you better watch your back if you step foot in our territory. 💥🔥

But don’t worry, we also got some chill vibes and dope builds to check out. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. 😉🤪

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! See you on the battlefield, fam! 🚀🎮 #PhilippineMilitaryChief #MinecraftMadness

GayCraft: No Blood Ban

Ban, ban lifted, Blood, blood banks, blood donation, blood donors, blood safety, blood transfusions, czech republic, discrimination, donation eligibility, equality, Gay Men, GayCraft, health policies, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, lgbtq rights, medical regulations, minority rights, public health, sexual orientation, social progress

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Farms Harvested:	143	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

so like, this server is da bomb diggity yo! you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya, and our creepers are so friendly they give hugs instead of explosions.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. and every full moon, the zombies and skeletons throw a dance party in the graveyard.

plus, our moderators are like unicorns – magical and always ready to help. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

CognitiveCrafters

addiction, aging, alzheimer’s, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive scores, CognitiveCrafters, dementia, European countries, habits, health, key lifestyle factor, mental health, non-smoking lifestyles, older adults, public health, research, risk factor, smoking, smoking lifestyles, study

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Towns Built:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

Alathra: Same Old Minecraft Server but with Cool New Stuff like Blue Bananas and Laser Chickens

Alathra, Animals, Bananas, Biomes, Blue, Brewing, chickens, Cool, Cultures, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Custom world, guild, Heroes, laser, Lore, merchant, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Nether Mobs, organizations, Religion, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Stuff, Towny, Trade, Villains, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Crops Grown:	6434
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Alathra: New Frontiers

Server Information
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UPmmpbCk
Website	https://alathra.com/

Brief Overview:

Alathra is a Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server where players can create towns and nations, participate in lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, explore a custom world with unique biomes and landmarks, and enjoy custom plugins and features like Movecraft, Brewing, Custom Mobs and Nether features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alathra a roleplay server?	Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements along with worldbuilding and geopolitics.
What can players do on Alathra?	Players can create towns, join nations, engage in conflict and wars, trade, explore the custom world, and participate in player-run events and organizations.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra has custom plugins for lockpicking, war system, character cards, medieval weapons, fast travel, regional resources, and more.
Can players create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, the Movecraft plugin allows players to create and sail different types of ships, including ones equipped for trade or naval combat.
What are some of the custom mobs on Alathra?	Alathra features custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles, and boars.