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CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	238
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Magic Items Found:	2182
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome

advice, attraction, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, DATING, doubts, emotions, feelings, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, lines, love, perspective, pickup, relationships, self esteem, signs, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where anything goes! Join us if you enjoy watching players flirt with other women in-game, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis in the chat. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Enchantments Applied:	120
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	166	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

ReggaetonRaveCraft: Where the party never stops, even at 4:00am in Bayamon!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Items Found:	3980	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like blasting loud reggaeton at 4:00am in Bayamon, Puerto Rico – wild, unpredictable, and guaranteed to keep you on your toes!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Sayu’s Silly Sync Server: Where Chaos and Creativity Collide!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	156
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Towns Built:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch the grass without getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, you can save the grass without even touching it! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Girl Power Craft: Where Even /v/ Can’t Resist Losing

#100percentcompletion, #achievementunlocked, #bossrush, #characterdesign, #gamebosses, #gamecompletion, #gamerachievement, #GamingCommunity, #hiddenbosses, #isu-kagestyle, #videogames, bossbattle, challengeaccepted, Craft, EpicBattle, GamersUnite, GameStrategy, GamingDiscussion, girl, girlpower, LOSING, power, REFIGHT, Resist, ronin

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Towns Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9667

Are you tired of losing to girls in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! We’ve got hidden bosses that will challenge even the most skilled players, and rumor has it, one of them is actually a character you know in real life. But don’t worry, they won’t hold back just because they know you. Plus, we have a boss that uses the aisu-kage style – a style so rare, you can’t even refight him! Join our server and prove your worth against these epic challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress that girl you keep losing to.

Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	5986
New Chunks Explored:	357713	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Zombie Dances:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocktopia LOLz

action, Adventure, blocktopia, diverse characters, Drama, dystopian, Emotional journey, futuristic, Gay, Identity, LGBTQ, lolz, love story, Mystery, Oblivion Battery, queer, relationships, romance, Sci Fi, Suspense, Technology, Thought-provoking, Thriller

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as gay as a rainbow unicorn riding a glittery dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with fabulous adventures, rainbow-colored blocks, and sparkly explosions. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers wear rainbow bowties and the zombies break out into dance routines. So come on over and let your inner fabulousness shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!