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NoPornNoCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Potions Brewed:	136	Players Killed by Monsters:	7732
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all alone? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – a love for Minecraft and a healthy obsession with watching porn!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and endless laughs as we build, explore, and maybe even sneak in a little NSFW content on the side. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our players who also enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure and some adult entertainment on the side.

So why wait? Come join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun and maybe a few surprises along the way. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless it ends up on our Discord server, of course).

RainyHeatWave Minecraft Server

China, climate, climate change, disaster response, drought, emergency preparedness, environmental issues, extreme weather, Flooding, global warming, heat wave, meteorology, Minecraft, monsoon season, natural disasters, north China, precipitation, Rain, RainyHeatWave, Server, south China, weather, weather patterns

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	101	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	494104	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got rain for days in the south and a heat wave in the north! It’s like living in China but without the pollution and with way more creepers.

Build your own Great Wall of China to keep out the mobs, or create a panda sanctuary to protect those adorable little guys from the heat.

Join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the unpredictable weather patterns. Who needs real life when you can have all this chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get building, fam!

ModiCraft: Spygate Down Under

accusations, Allies, Australia, controversy, extremism, far-right ideology, foreign policy, global politics, government interference, human rights violations, Indian government, international relations, ModiCraft, Narendra Modi, Politics, Propaganda, Sikh community, Sikh critics, silencing, spygate, Spying, Surveillance

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crops Grown:	8417	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Narendra Modi’s ego! We got spies, we got Sikhs, we got far-right ideologies flying around like chickens on a trampoline! It’s a wild ride, mate! So hop on and let’s see who can outbuild the Indian government’s surveillance skills! Don’t worry, we’ll keep it all in good fun… maybe.

HeartburnCraft: Where you can watch your builds go up in flame! Java 1.20.2, no resets, griefing, economy, avg. 15 online

1.20.2, Auctions, Avg, Block logging, Builds, dedicated server, Difficulty Hard, Economy, Flame, Griefing, Hate Speech, HeartburnCraft, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, watch

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Server Features	No server resets No pay-to-win perks Resource worlds Live map available Zero tolerance for hate speech Pet system Land claiming mcMMO Active economy system Marriage plugin Leaderboards
Technical Information	Server machine: Ryzen 5 5800X Server location: Virginia Runs on Purpur Block logging with CoreProtect /pl command available Difficulty: Hard Main world size: 90,000×90,000
Links	Website Discord Rules IP: play.hearthcraft.net Statistics

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on HearthCraft.
Are there pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win perks available on the server.
Is there a world reset on the server?	No, the server will never reset its world.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the land claiming feature available on HearthCraft.
What is the server difficulty?	The server difficulty is set to Hard.
Can I teleport randomly on the server?	Yes, you can use the /wild command for random teleportation.

DadCraft Minecraft Server

black man, bros, Dad Joke, DadCraft, EATING GOOD, Father’s Day, Minecraft, politically relevant, praise, Server, sky snake, SOL BASED, unrelated

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	473162
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by the ultimate dad joke master. Get ready to LOL your way through epic battles and hilarious quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the completely unrelated SOL.BASED BLACK MAN, who always keeps things politically relevant. Who knew Minecraft could be so woke?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary sky snake feasts. That’s right, we eat good on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way to victory. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

anger, AUTHORITY, Campaign, Candidate, ChudCraft, chuds, consequences, control, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, leadership qualities, Minecraft, next president, policy, Politics, power, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, society, Voting

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Farms Harvested:	238	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, your next president is a chud who you better not anger! Why, you ask? Because he’s a Minecraft pro who will ban you faster than you can say “creeper.” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think. Join our server for a wild ride of crazy antics, epic battles, and a chance to see just how far you can push your luck with our chud president. Who knows, you might even become his right-hand player! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the president rules with an iron fist…or should we say, diamond pickaxe?

CreeperCustody Minecraft Server

50/50 custody, Alberta, Canada, co parenting, CreeperCustody, custody, Decision making, Father, flexibility, Girlfriend, impact on kids, income difference, Kids, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, Oregon, partner, Schedule, security guard, Server, shared custody, stipend, travel

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Animals Bred:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring custody battles and mundane parenting schedules? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and adventure!

Imagine a world where your ex’s new girlfriend lives in Canada and he’s jet-setting off every other month, leaving you to pick up the parenting slack. Will you stand your ground and refuse to adjust the custody calendar, or will you cave under the pressure of 50-50 custody?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of virtual custody battles and outrageous demands as you navigate the complexities of co-parenting in a digital world. Will you be the ultimate co-parenting champion, or will you crumble under the weight of responsibility?

Join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes and bragging rights as the most outrageous co-parent in the Minecraft universe! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Dad’sAP-FreeZone

coping with betrayal, DadsAPFreeZone, emotional boundaries, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family loyalty, family trauma, father daughter relationship, father’s absence, father’s affair, father’s betrayal, forgiveness, loyalty to mother, parental abandonment, reconciliation, sibling relationships, step-grandparent, stepfamily, stepmother

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where your dad leaves you for his secret family, only to come back years later expecting everything to be hunky-dory. Will you reconcile with him like your sister, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between siblings over father’s day dinners and heated debates over who gets to call the AP “nana”. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker in this family feud?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of loyalty, forgiveness, and building relationships brick by brick. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through? Let’s craft some memories together!

SafeHavenMC Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense capabilities, diplomatic immunity, geopolitical analysis, global conflict, international relations, military strength, national security, neutral territory, nuclear warfare, Peacekeeping, political stability, Refugee Crisis, safe haven, SafeHavenMC, safest country, Safety, Server, strategic location, war preparedness, World War III

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Mines Excavated:	3106	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Towns Built:	6	Star Shards Collected:	98

Looking for a Minecraft server that will prepare you for the apocalypse? Look no further than our server! We have built a replica of every country in the world so you can choose the safest one in case World War III breaks out. Want to hide out in a cozy cottage in Switzerland or bunker down in a castle in Germany? The choice is yours! Join now and start strategizing for the end of the world – because who needs real life safety when you have Minecraft?

Minecrafter’s Paradise

coping, Loneliness, loneliness advice, loneliness assistance, loneliness counseling, loneliness guidance, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness relief, loneliness remedies, loneliness solutions, loneliness strategies, loneliness support, loneliness techniques, loneliness tips, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecrafters, Paradise, self-care, Social Connections, support system

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, with only the sound of zombies and creepers to keep you company? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to face loneliness again, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or a diamond pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the mighty beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the nearest village? Just ask the Ender Dragon to give you a lift! Want to impress your friends with a fireworks display? The Ender Dragon’s got you covered!

So why waste your time mining in solitude when you could be partying with the Ender Dragon and making new friends? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever!