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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4766 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
