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Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Endless Night Skies:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
New Chunks Explored:	659663	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	289	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mines Excavated:	2298

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3564	Runes Activated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Towns Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Emeralds Found:	1213	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2605
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, financial support, guilt tripping, long-term support, Minecraft, mommas, MONEY, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, Pit, public confrontation, Server, standing up for yourself, tough love

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4635
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	54	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Mother-in-Lawcraft

beauty spot, broken ankle, comfort eating, depression, dress, fat, furious, hurt, husband, Marriage, medication side effects, mental health issues, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, Pain, photos, self esteem, surgeries, Tears, wedding day, weight gain

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

QuoteCraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4017
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ores Mined:	8940
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

HateflixMC

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!