makeup desk Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

BirthdayBlockBash

Apology, Bakery, bar, Birthday, BirthdayBlockBash, bus, confusion, COOKIES, cover fee, crying, Friend, gas, ID check, inconsiderate, Late, loose plans, misunderstanding, paid entry, Transportation, under 21, Yelling

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy birthday celebration! Our server is like no other, where you never know what’s going to happen next.

Imagine logging on to find that the virtual bus has already left without you, leading to a dramatic car ride with your friends who are crying and yelling about gas money. And just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, you discover that the virtual bar has a $40 cover charge per person!

But don’t worry, we’ve got cookies at the virtual bakery to cheer you up and make everything better. And if you ever find yourself in a situation where your friend blames you for ruining their birthday, just remember that on our server, anything is possible.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a $40 cover charge). See you there!

GrossCraftIncident

appalling, creepy, cringe-worthy, Disgusting, Disturbing, Foul, gross, GrossCraftIncident, HORRIFYING, nauseating, Repulsive, revolting, Shocking.., sickening, stomach-turning, Unpleasant, unsettling, Vile, vomit-inducing

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to witness the most epic and hilarious incidents that will leave you in stitches. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on the giant zombie chicken that roams the land, laying explosive eggs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! How about a secret underground lair filled with flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Or a magical forest where the trees sing and dance to the tune of “Baby Shark”? Trust us, you won’t find anything like this on any other server.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most absurd and outrageous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now! Just be prepared to be grossed out, amazed, and laughing until your sides hurt. See you there!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

CraftyCreeper, diplomatic actions, diplomatic measures, Drafting, economic sanctions, EU, EU Parliament, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international diplomacy, international relations, media reports, Minecraft, new sanctions, political sanctions, political tensions, russia, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

lol this server is like the EU but way more fun cuz we don’t talk about boring stuff like sanctions against russia, we talk about building epic castles and fighting dragons. come join us next week for the drafting party, where we will draft new rules like “no mining diamonds with your feet” and “no riding pigs into battle”. it’s gonna be lit, so don’t miss out!

CraftyUkraineEU

chief diplomat, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineEU, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., EU, European leadership, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, international affairs, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, political alliances, transatlantic relations., Ukraine support, united states, US

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8708	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6096
Divine Spears Created:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

so, liek, u kno how the US is liek, always tryna be da boss? well, dis server is all bout EU takin da lead in Ukraine support if US steps back! we got chief diplomat sayin it and everythin! come join dis server if u wanna be part of somethin big and epic, like a minecraft revolution or somethin. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and show da world who’s boss!

Avalon

Adventure, avalon, Battles, Community, Dungeons, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Kingdoms, Loot, Magic, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Quests, role playing, RPG, Sandbox, smp, Survival, weapons

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1764
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3687
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	41
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Avalon Minecraft Server Overview:

Information	Links
Server Trailer	Watch Here
TikTok	Visit Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone. You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! Level up each class and become the ultimate Guardian!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up!
Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Sapling Haven Pillow 1.20.4

1.20.4, CCV, Graduation, Haven, Home decor, indoor plants, move to Pillow, Pillow, plant adaptation, plant behavior, plant biology, Plant care, plant development, plant environment, plant evolution, plant growth, plant health, plant migration, plant physiology, plant psychology, plant species, plant trends, sapling, saplings

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	110	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, the saplings haven’t made the move to Pillow yet because they’re too busy leveling up their CCV. And get this, their CCV has actually gone down since graduation. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But seriously, this server is lit AF. We’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out, bro!

LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP

fulfillment, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, Improvement, Life Changes, life improvement, LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, success, Time management, transformation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7974
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally life-changing! Like, I was just mining some diamonds, right? And then BAM, I found a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! And get this, the pigs were giving out free diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! The community on this server is like, the friendliest ever. Like, everyone is always sharing their resources and helping each other out. One time, I got lost in a cave and thought I was gonna die, but then this random player swooped in and saved me with a stack of golden apples. It was epic!

And don’t even get me started on the events they host. Last week, we had a massive build battle where we had to create a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. It was so ridiculous and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time.

So yeah, if you want your life to be filled with crazy adventures, generous players, and non-stop laughter, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyRetailReddits

can’t make this up, CraftyRetailReddits, customer interactions, customer service, funny stories, redditors, retail experiences, retail horror stories, retail humor, retail industry, retail life, retail madness, retail nightmares, retail problems, retail struggles, retail tales, retail workers, retail workers unite, Stories, UNBELIEVABLE, worked in retail

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is like a retail store on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about the time a creeper walked into a bar and ordered a round of TNT shots for everyone?

Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!

OilRefineryRumble

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, drone strike, eastern europe, Economy, ENERGY, escalation, fuel supply, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Oil Refinery, OilRefineryRumble, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	978344	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES ATTACKING OIL REFINERIES LIKE UKRAINE! YEAH, WE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP REAL GOOD! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL BUILDING WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WARFARE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S BLOW SOME STUFF UP TOGETHER, IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

Byte Brawl: RAM Rumble

Artificial Intelligence, boxing, brawl, Byte, Circuitry, Combat, Competition, Electronic Components, Fighting, futuristic sport, Hard Drive, Hitting, Machines, mechanical engineering, Memory, opponent, processor, programming, RAM, robotics, Rumble, self defense, Sport, Technology

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can, like, battle machines in a boxing match! you gotta hit their processor, memory, and hard drive while they hit yours! it’s like a crazy robot fight club but in minecraft! join our server for the ultimate battle of the circuits! who will come out on top, man or machine? come find out and show those robots who’s boss!