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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1637 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 842 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, ya know? Like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on, like, the best thing ever. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be a clown. And not, like, a cool clown, like a scary one that, like, eats children or something. So, like, join this server and, like, save yourself from becoming a child-eating clown. Plus, like, there are unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and stuff. So, like, why wouldn’t you join? Like, seriously. Just do it. Join now or, like, forever be a clown.
