Makeshift Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperToiletTissue

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4463	Enchantments Applied:	196
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you’ve ever used a cactus as a substitute for toilet paper and survived to tell the tale. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crafting your own toilet paper out of spider silk and zombie flesh in no time!

We’ve got a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted toilet paper rolls guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and emerge victorious with the softest bum in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your own toilet paper…you never know what you’ll need to wipe with in our world!

Euro Jealousy Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Emeralds Found:	1115	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	604359	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of boring old Europe and its lackluster culture and politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate American experience! We’ve got red, white, and blue blocks for days, fireworks displays every hour on the hour, and our national anthem playing on a loop in the background. Plus, rumor has it that George Washington himself will log on to challenge players to a build-off! So come on down and show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

/180/ 2025 Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier & Draw Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	736	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! We’re bringing the world of darts to Minecraft!

Compete against other PDC Tour Card Holders for a chance to secure a spot in the 2024/25 Paddy Power World Darts Championship…in Minecraft! Four lucky players will get the chance to show off their virtual dart-throwing skills on the biggest stage in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! We’ll have full coverage of the qualifier on our DartConnect page, because who needs real sports when you can watch Minecraft darts instead? The draw will be held on Sky Sports News…Minecraft edition, of course.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Dom Taylor get replaced by Robert Owen in the field of a virtual darts championship? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around! Join now and let the virtual darts madness begin!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Votes:	8381	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t need no stinkin’ names because we’re too busy crafting outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID, because who needs Facebook or Google when you can have a Sunborn ID? It’s like the VIP pass to the coolest club in town.

Our guides are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather. Check out our Beginner’s FAQ and Emulator guides before asking questions, because we’ve got all the answers you need.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material, where you’ll discover tales so wild, they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little lizard.

And don’t even get us started on our news and events. From new Re-Supply Gachas to epic Coalition Units, we’ve got it all. Plus, upcoming releases that will make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Pre-register now and join the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. And remember, it’s not just about building and mining, it’s about bullying seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and let’s get crafting!

Crafty Scam Warning: Aleph Zero (Azero) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Look no further than Aleph Zero (Azero)! Sure, we may have a reputation for scamming polaks, but that just adds to the excitement! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, drama, and questionable ethics. Who needs a stable economy when you can have chaos and uncertainty? Plus, our discord bans are like a badge of honor – wear them with pride! So come on, join us at Aleph Zero (Azero) for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

PermaNEET Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Star Shards Collected:	133	Crops Grown:	1913
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of being a permaNEET in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual NEET superstar! No one will judge you for being lazy here – in fact, we encourage it! Build your dream NEET palace, complete with a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Who needs a job when you can be the king of your own virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to the real world forever!

Better Apocalypse Now Than The Godfathers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Void Armor Forged:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the apocalypse on steroids! Forget about the Godfathers, we’ve got drama, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutant creepers, zombie pigmen, and killer rabbits. Our community is like a dysfunctional family where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where we ride pigs off cliffs for fun. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see why apocalypse now is definitely better than the Godfathers.

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we encourage all players to let their girlfriends start anonymous OnlyFans accounts to make some extra diamonds! Who needs strip mining when you can just strip for diamonds instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a top subscriber, so you never know who might be watching! Join now for a wild and scandalous adventure unlike any other!

Lelouch vi Britannia Minecraft SMP Commander

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, throw it back with our crazy SMP where anything goes! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer and Sally the Ender Dragon Tamer. So why wait? Join us and throw it back to the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Silesian’s Coal Mine Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Potions Brewed:	187
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of spending your days toiling away in a boring coal mine? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can spend your hard-earned coal money in our fabulous shopping malls located right next to our coal-powered power plants! Who needs diamonds when you can have coal-powered bling, amirite? Join us on Sovl and live your best coal-filled life! Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to steal your coal stash, they’re always causing trouble around here.

Based Nazi Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4998
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is run by the most based Nazi you’ll ever meet in Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our fearless leader will guide you through the world of Minecraft like no other, with his unique blend of humor, creativity, and a touch of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of evil llamas. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with our based Nazi in charge, anything can happen!