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SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

Boomers, makes zoomers seethe, NTR, oldfags, proud NTR board, QUIT, RAGE, Reign, SeetheCraft, sorry loosers, SUPREME, usedgods, zoomer chuds, zoomers

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

MCH server

Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, java, Mini Games, mmorpg, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Vanilla SMP server by MCH170.

mc.mch170.com

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, Fun, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5631	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic 11 weeks of your life as you embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build the craziest structures you can imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time a player rode a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies and actually won! Or how about the time a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon? And let’s not forget the legendary treasure hunt where players dug up diamonds the size of their heads!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, crazy mini-games, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you feel right at home.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most insane 11 weeks of Minecraft madness you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBlack Co. Minecraft SMP

black company, BlockyBlack, company loyalty, corporate greed, cover, dark future, deceptive practices, dystopian reality, Evil, false hope, fan loyalty, Future, Goodbye, grand graduation, holodrones, legal issues, Manipulation, Minecraft, no goodbyes, smp, talent management, talent retention, Vtuber

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	5795	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are just part of the game. We’ve had players build secret underground bases, start fake wars for fun, and even create their own currency (which is just stacks of dirt, but hey, it’s something).

But beware, once you join, there’s no going back. Our evil overlord, Cover, has a way of keeping players trapped in the server forever. Rumor has it that if you try to leave, your Minecraft character will turn into a holodrone and be forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, there’s no grand graduation goodbye here. Once you’re in, you’re in for life. Or at least until the server crashes.

Beardmens.cc

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crops Grown:	7276
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ores Mined:	9858

Welcome to Beardmens.cc! Our goal is to create a chill and friendly space where you can relax with friends and enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be—simple, fun, and close to vanilla. Think of us as ‘French Vanilla’: a little more flavorful than plain vanilla, but never overloaded with plugins. We focus on simplicity and aim to provide a server that’s easygoing and full of good vibes. Ready to join the fun? Connect with us today at Beardmens.cc!

beardmens.cc

Holy Craft Minecraft Server

BIBLE, Christ, Christianity, Craft, crucifixion, deity, Divine, FAITH, forgiveness, grace, HOLY, Jesus, Jesus Christ, love, Messiah, Minecraft, Redemption, Religion, resurrection, salvation, SAVIOR, Server, Son of God, SPIRITUAL, Worship

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the second coming of Jesus Christ himself! That’s right, Jesus is a Minecraft player now and he’s here to spread love, peace, and epic loot drops to all who join.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie villagers trying to convert you to their undead cult. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Concept Art Mogs The Final Design Minecraft SMP

art, Concept, Concept Art, concept art final design, concept art mogs, concept art mogs final design, design, FINAL, final design, final design concept art, Minecraft, Mogs, mogs final design, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and discovered a secret underground city filled with diamonds and rare loot. But beware, there’s a rumor that a giant chicken boss guards the entrance, so bring your best sword and armor!

But that’s not all! Our server has custom mobs that will blow your mind. Imagine fighting a zombie that shoots fireballs or a creeper that explodes into a rainbow of colors. It’s like a party in every battle!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our concept art mogs the final design. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool, right? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

MemeCraft Mayhem

Bedwars, Chaos, Community, Community Events, creativity, Cross-Play, Currency, data packs, Features, Friendly, funny, grown up, Hub World, Mini Games, Mods, money economy, OneBlock, resource packs, Resources, smp, Survival, Survival Games, Trade, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Votes:	244
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to MemeCraft Mayhem, the ultimate grown-up Minecraft SMP where chaos and creativity collide! Dive into a vibrant world packed with features and a community that’s all about having fun. Here’s what makes our server a one-of-a-kind experience:

Epic Hub World: Start your journey in our hub world, where you can meet clickable NPCs ready to teleport you to different game modes and explore upcoming mini-games. We’re always adding more, so there’s always something new to check out!

Money Economy: We’ve added a money economy system to keep things fresh. Earn currency as you play, trade with fellow players, and buy or sell resources to build your dream base. With endless blocks, ores, and enchantments, the possibilities are limitless!

The SMP Experience: Dive into our core MemeCraft Mayhem SMP, where classic survival is enhanced with a funny twist. We’ve packed it with hilarious ‘edibles’ for those looking for a unique and amusing gameplay experience, plus tons of custom resources to make your builds stand out.

Modded Madness: We’re all about keeping the game exciting with data packs and resource packs that bring new life to the server. From cute Mcplayz figures as totems to custom mobs and more, our mods keep you on your toes.

Community Fun: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players who love to chill, build, battle, and laugh together. Participate in server events, explore our creative hub world, or just hang out and chat with new friends.

Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or just have a laugh, MemeCraft Mayhem has something for you! Join today and become part of the chaos!

85.190.164.55:28782

Crafty 9/11 Minecraft Server

9/11, anniversary, Crafty, emotions, Grief, healing, Hope, Impact, joy, memorial, Minecraft, national security, Never forget, patriotism, Reflection, Remembrance, resilience, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Terrorism, Tragedy, Unity

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn instead of mine? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some serious fun into your blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and golden apples (and maybe a few surprises like exploding sheep).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who just want to dance the night away with you. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles where you can challenge other players to duels on top of a giant floating pancake.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Minecraft SMP: TheCraftyCreeperSquad

emasculation, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, male empowerment, male insecurity, male mental health, male self-esteem, male self-image, male self-worth, male stereotypes, Masculinity, masculinity crisis, Men, mental health, Minecraft, self loathing, self-hatred, simp culture, smp, societal expectations, TheCraftyCreeperSquad, toxic masculinity

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crops Grown:	6939	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Potions Brewed:	32	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	172
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with a wild mix of players who are either simping over each other or contemplating some extreme body modifications.

Join us if you want to witness the craziest love triangles and quadrilaterals unfold right before your eyes. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama, am I right?

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever experience. From turning someone’s house into a giant chicken coop to filling their chests with nothing but dirt blocks, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, look no further. Just be prepared to either fall in love or lose a body part along the way. It’s all in good fun, right?

LightcraftSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Slovenian, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	5032	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Slovenian minecraft server called LightcraftSMP has minigames Kitpvp, Bedwars. We also have a Vanilla survival experience

23.109.82.8:26489