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Ahhh yes Minecraft SMP
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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right. The creepers were wearing glowsticks and busting out some sick moves to dubstep music. It was a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical floating island where pigs fly and cows do backflips. Don’t believe me? Join and see it for yourself!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a player who defeated a dragon with just a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that the sword has the power to make you invincible in PvP battles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way!

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Explains a lot tbqh Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to overthrow the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve tasted the sweet nectar of carrot-powered flight.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “Explains a lot tbqh.”

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Unfriendly Minecraft Server
Arrogant, arrogant bitch, being real, Bitch, makes sense, Minecraft, Nasty, not friends, not friendsoof, Server, shouldn’t be friends, Unfriendly, we are not friends, we are not friends oof, we cannot be friends, we shouldn’t be friends
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!
2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?
3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.
4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.
So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

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CraftyFoolery
BIZARRE, cognition, counterintuitive, CraftyFoolery, logical, makes sense, Nonsensical, odd, Paradox, peculiar, quirky, Rational, rationality, sense, strange, stupid, Surprising, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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CraftyConspiracies
alternative explanations, Conspiracy Theory, controversial beliefs, CraftyConspiracies, critical thinking, deep state, government cover-up, hidden agendas, hidden motives, hidden truths, investigative research, makes sense, media manipulation, mind control, questionable narratives, secret societies, skepticism, suppressed information, suspicious activities, truth-seeking, unexplained events
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy conspiracy theories that will blow your mind! Join us and uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s secret underground lair, where he’s been plotting to take over the Minecraft world with his army of evil chickens. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists and turns, join our server now and become a conspiracy theory detective in the world of Minecraft!

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DroneCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
aerial warfare, Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense industry, drone strikes, DroneCraft, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military advancements, military capabilities, military conflict, military drones, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, peak strike rate, russia, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is dominating russia with a peak strike rate using over 1.5 million drones! watch as the virtual battle unfolds in our pixelated world of chaos and destruction. join now to witness the madness and maybe even join in on the action! who will come out on top in this epic showdown? only one way to find out – join our server now! #ukrainevsrussia #minecraftmadness #dronebattles

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Glioma Gurus: Liquid Biopsy Detectives
biopsy, cerebrospinal fluid, circulating tumor DNA, DETECTION, DETECTIVES, diffuse midline gliomas, early diagnosis, Glioma, gurus, H3K27M-mutant, leptomeningeal disease, liquid, liquid biopsy, Patients, study
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most lit players who can diagnose leptomeningeal disease in diffuze midline gliomas just by sippin on sum liquid biopsy! like, who needs doctors when u got gamers, amirite? plus, we detect circulating tumor DNA in the cerebrospinal fluid of H3K27M-mutant diffuze midline glioma found in patients like it’s nbd. join now and let’s cure some virtual diseases together, fam! #minecraftmedics #gamerssavinglives

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The Ghetto
1.21.4, Active, Adventure, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, ghetto, Griefing, Hardcore, Mature, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival
Welcome to 🌲The Ghetto🌲 – ⚔️ Where Only the Strong Survive!
Java IP 172.240.87.32:23950
Bedrock IP 172.240.87.32 Bedrock Port: 23950
💥 Features That Will Keep You on Your Toes: 💥
- Hard Mode Mobs & Unskippable Nights: Mobs are stronger, nights are longer, and the world is your battleground. Only the clever survive!
- Craft More Lives: Think carefully, fight harder, and craft your way to victory with extra lives to keep you in the game.
- Full Economy & Ranking System: Trade, buy, and sell in a dynamic player-driven economy. Rank up, get rewards, and show off your progress!
- Casino Games: Take a break from battling and try your luck at our casino! Who knows? A little gamble might get you ahead.
- Automatic Farming Projects: Adventure, explore, and gather resources to automate your farm and secure your future on the server.
This is not just another Minecraft server. It’s a test of your survival instincts, skill, and strategy. Players who are ready to fight for every inch of their survival will thrive, while others will fall to the dangers lurking around every corner.
💓Join us TODAY and see if you have what it takes to reign supreme!
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Mage Wave Minecraft 1.20.5
1.20.5, Anime, anime characters, anime inspiration, anime magic, anime trend, anime wave, Characters, FANTASY, inspiration, Mage, mage protagonists, Magic, Minecraft, Popular, Powers, Protagonists, sorcerers, Supernatural, trend, WAVE, wizards
Bro, forget about anime mages, join this Minecraft server for the ultimate mage experience!
We got wizards casting spells left and right, turning pigs into diamonds and creepers into cuddly kittens.
You’ll be inspired to become the ultimate mage protagonist in your own Minecraft adventure.
Who needs anime when you can create your own magical world full of surprises and epic battles?
Join now and unleash your inner mage master on this crazy server!

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GrowCraft Minecraft Server
Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, forgiveness, GrowCraft, guest etiquette, house rules, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepmom
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.
Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than a redstone contraption? Look no further! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my stepmom tried to take over our house and claim she had “power over us” because she’s “my mom.” Talk about a plot twist!
Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a creeper explosion! Will you side with the stepmom who wants to party with her friends instead of babysitting, or with the husband who’s had enough of her shenanigans? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious family drama along the way.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs at night is the family dynamics during the day. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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DadDogDuelCraft
Apology, apology needed, casual competitive eater, Communication, Competition, DadDogDuelCraft, Ego, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, food festival, gift card, Hot dog eating contest, hurt feelings, Masculinity, misunderstanding, sibling rivalry, special shirt, tech retail store, tradition, winning
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your competitive eating skills? Look no further than our server! We host epic hot-dog eating contests every week, with the winner receiving a $100 gift card to a tech retail store (because who needs diamonds in Minecraft when you can have tech gadgets, right?).
Join us and become the ultimate “Doggler” of the server, shoving “glizzy after glizzy down your gullet” in a quest for victory. Just like in the story above, you can dethrone the reigning champion and earn the title of the new “Doggler”. Plus, we have special Doggler shirts for all our winners, so you can strut around the server in style.
So come on over and join us for some hilarious and outrageous fun! Who knew that Minecraft and competitive eating could go hand in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the world of virtual hot-dog consumption.

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BarJokez Minecraft SMP
amusing, bar joke, bar scene, BarJokez, classic joke, Clever, comedy, drinking joke, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, hilarious, humor, joke telling, Laughter, light-hearted, Minecraft, one liner, pun, smp, Social Interaction, walked into a bar, Witty
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like walking into a bar but with creepers and villagers! 😂 It’s so lit, like literally because we have a lava pit in the middle of spawn for no reason at all. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the skeletons drop their bows and start breakdancing. It’s wild, I tell ya!
And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉

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CraftyBorderPatrol
Accountability, America, arrest, border control, companies, corporate responsibility, CraftyBorderPatrol, criminal charges, Encourage, ethical business practices, Exploitation, government intervention., human trafficking, illegal activity, Illegal immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, Justice, law enforcement, Owners, undocumented workers
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take illegal immigration to a whole new level of ridiculousness! Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be building border walls and deporting creepers!
Join us and help us arrest the owners of the companies that encourage mobs to come to our pixelated world illegally. We’ve got a whole task force dedicated to tracking down those shady villagers who are smuggling zombies and skeletons across the border.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “Build the Best Wall” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos and a pet llama named ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).
So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Because nothing says fun like pixelated politics and virtual deportation!

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Blocky Babes Abortion Saga
abortion, abortion access, Babes, blocky, Child wellbeing, Children’s outcomes, colombia, Denied abortion, Economic problems, Family Planning, health outcomes, healthcare disparities, Judges, Legal System, maternal health, pregnancy outcomes, reproductive rights, Saga, single mothers, Social Impact, women’s empowerment, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS
join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be aborting is boring gameplay! we guarantee that if you deny yourself the chance to join, you’ll suffer from major fomo (fear of missing out), economic instability in the virtual world, and end up forever alone in the pixelated wilderness. our data shows that players who are granted access to our server experience better health, wealth, and social connections than those who are left in the dark. plus, your pre-existing minecraft creations will thrive and flourish like never before. don’t be a blockhead, join us now for the ultimate gaming experience!

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HiveMC
Challenges, Community, Coordinate, Custom, diamonds, emeralds, Events, Factions, Graves, HiveMC, Items, Land Claim, newbie kit, Portals, PvP, smp, Survival, Teleport, Trade, villager trades
Minecraft Server Overview:
IP hivemc.top:25565
Bedrock IP hivemc.top:19132
Discord https://discord.gg/xyT3PR2uGh
Hive-MC is a new Survival Server with no economy. The server focuses on item-based economy such as emeralds and diamonds. Custom trades are available at /spawn based on community preferences.
Features:
- Random TP portals at /spawn
- Trade command: /trade
- Custom Villager trades at spawn
- Newbie kit
- Land claim using fences and signs
- Graves feature to store loot after death
FAQ
1. How can I join the server?
You can join the server by entering the IP address hivemc.top:25565 in your Minecraft client.
2. Is there a Discord server for communication?
Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/xyT3PR2uGh for updates and community interaction.
3. How does the economy work on the server?
The server has an item-based economy where players can trade using items such as emeralds and diamonds.
4. How do I claim land on the server?
To claim land, you can use fences to create a border and place a sign with the text [rp]. This will indicate your claimed area.
5. What happens to my items after I die?
Your items are stored in a grave after death. You can retrieve them by using the /back command to teleport to your last coordinates.
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Java IP	172.240.87.32:23950
Bedrock IP	172.240.87.32 Bedrock Port: 23950

IP	hivemc.top:25565
Bedrock IP	hivemc.top:19132
Discord	https://discord.gg/xyT3PR2uGh

Welcome to 🌲The Ghetto🌲 – ⚔️ Where Only the Strong Survive!

Minecraft Server Overview:

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FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

2. Is there a Discord server for communication?

3. How does the economy work on the server?

4. How do I claim land on the server?

5. What happens to my items after I die?